Author: VOVKA / DEVILS CORPORATION
Three Monkeys (story)
Chapter 1.
Three monkeys angle Purley night ahead
If I were gay I'd giraffe zakadrit
Says one monkey pernuv loud backhand,
If I was garilla I'd fucked and smoking,
Says another specimen softly rustling ass,
If I had used monkey screamed third erysipelas,
I would be all in a row gave and fucked like gibbon
He sent us all Gandon ....
The point in the evening tends dick no time to shave ....
They take out Gandon, and he is full of mysteries
Steel in his mouth and shove chewing chewing chewing
No dick is not aware of all went to look for Mazaya
Mazai grandfather lives in a toilet like in your own
apartment
Here they came, .. tuk tuk aspirate then fuck.
Gives them Dzyadok all in bandages and ... run.
Those behind him, and he in the barn and shouted, "Anu get
up!"
In macaques, a point on the minus sign and decided podsekat
Grandfather in Potma fucked bed.
There really are dead monkeys behind them crawfish dried
up!
And in terror they faded, and, of course, navonyali
Well, my grandfather continued the theme, doebal bed for
glory
For Soviet Power!
The case comes in the evening, before all the monkeys do
not reach
What fun of my grandfather, was pretending ... or not?
And thinking about all those have decided to ... suction
Here they are returned to the house and once again
knocking on the straw.
Tuk tuk tuk open to us, we came to cut the sofa!
My grandfather once was sad, because the sofa is not
fucked it!
And wait a bit, his grandfather, the button pressing,
According to one of them was let in and how to torture
Why are you knocking me not sending a letter to the
Gestapo?
This is what you wanted, what came to me sweating?
How many will be five yu two and I to fuck a goat's time
...
Here are returning after fucked grandfather Mazai
completely wilted
Saturday was a goat, and she faded into the field to eat
grass
and drink from luzhy.
Well fuck you suck just not farts
Those skorehenko got together and decided .... get in a jam
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Chapter 2.
Much time has passed and to my grandfather suddenly
realized
Must take an ax to do more and sail
On the way to get vodyary plunk large and forget ...
A monkey at this time to gather their tribe
And a little later together wandering through the woods
Came across a hedgehog, he sat shivering on the stump
All around lay the bones, hedgehog called the tribe to
visit
And told them about it and told them about it
As no one came to him and said, so that cancers are dead!
Hedgehog playing in a goat on the bone, and he argued with
a Nobody:
I bet on my leg that you can beat me now!
That's all I sit in bandages, with one leg and a complete
goof.
A macaque all waiting to hear sosmehu explode steel
All bandages Hedgehog got were blue and they macaques died
But through the resurrection day they got into the
clutches of ducks!
Or rather drake .........................
The point in the evening is someone out there owl fuck
Where is the fucking wolves without dismounting from the
top shelf
Who's Who but a bit small, even a mosquito
After waiting for a girlfriend - Fly told her about the
nightmare
Well, Santa Mazai floats, it is getting closer, it will
come ...
Here are the third day, I realized that Santa popets duck
Did not reach the old man that she is staying at the Bull
Became Dzyadok stink everywhere saying that Gad will
If duck is not syschu If you do not revenge
And they found him in the barn, the bones of Santa rot.
He left a legacy of half a kilo of shit and test
The point is to fall in the forest wild boar roams
Piggy sees someone should think found lunch
But it was not there is somewhere that is not mulberries
Sam boar was a tough guy, he swung like a steep
You take this here bar, raise one hand.
Mazai grandfather woke up one morning, it hit an old man
There is not one village, where there were no Bull
He went to a bull with a greeting and tell that where it
has risen
And in general boltnut about life gossip about affairs
Discuss half a liter of vodka took the dish from the top
shelf
Suddenly forgetting the agreement comes into the house of
his grandfather Yegor
Grandpa Egor joke he does not like Masa's best friend
He and his wake in the night, the bull felt the jitters
Suspicious of him how this could be that it
two grandfather's
drink
And almost simultaneously ... Well, in nature where the
belt?
No dick is not aware of the bull alternates out of the barn
You carry me feet along the road from St. Petersburg
And carry me quickly sentenced bull
through the woods straight
He rushes to the screaming and ... meets Kolobok
In addition more trouble or rather none at all
Want to fuck round so do not understand where the same term
Seen Grandma could not stand with sour cream Piscu ate
Nothing to do muzhayas bun went around the world ...
C-listen to the round-t-there in the village of my
grandfather decided to drink two
Steer said in his fright stammering like a sore
I pressed a lot of the hay after that ladybugs in stained
And comes to his grandfather and carried Mazai rotten
Bazaar
There is still Yegor comes, he causes cows to bulls.
Well, they drank blabbed about ax
that he took with him Yegor
They decided I wanted to thank God no time
Tear out, I gave that a damn garbage
Gingerbread listening to it made a very rigorous derivation
And then the strict entry He Inspector life
Private somewhere out there
in the woods
Advised to put a bull on the case prichindaly his
Gingerbread Man went to the village to make a couple of
good deeds!
During a live bull hurt!
In the cards were cut Dedkov ....
Here comes bun with a machine gun and rifle
Like Arnold, he cocks the hammer and the barrel of his
grandfather leads
Remembering the miracle of training pernul grandfather and
grabbed the rifle
Mated kolobok began to make the ball hurts
I will not give up that screams who do not want that
silent!
As he said this sentence once it hit my grandfather
And do not you the one that kruglyash in the barn eating
goulash
I ... and that ... Yes, so I do not know me give a damn
about everything in nature
This Vovk we thought not to think about the bad
I think that someone somewhere called him a chode!
Listen grandfather you carry pigs did not invent it takes
us
You know my grandfather, you - fag!
You're such a peretakoy rastakoy yeah not so!
It should be there so lie "fuck off I need to sleep"
And I thought my grandfather a little bit I will lay the
remnants of the brain
Realized that he said had done a couple of heresy and heaps
Grandfather came and was gone ...
Much time passes grandfather found dead
He died of cancer in shorts so he died before he could
But still strong in the pockets of the proletarian hole
EQA of such words become our circle to be squared
Kolobok now everyone knows he is square, he is a hero
Soaked kruglyash Mazaya and hung over the fireplace
grandfather
Dead pants.
Suddenly remembered his wife's decree, he was going to
skorehonko
and he got himself out of
the house
Protein on the field is, something that collects
It never occurred to fool the snow does not melt quickly
Came here cold wild hedgehog back to home
He met on the way his mother and the Roma
It is a friend of his at the school where they played
together
And walked into return home ... Thus ends the gab Vovk
Where-where are you my rifle, I'll take another grenade
In reserve and at Kuzma so as not to fuck my ducks
Old dolt, pizdobol I told him not amenable weak
to know where the cancer
winters
Hedgehog sebal wife remained to her the bear came to the
question
After drinking the vodka, biting, Bear became the gab
Mol-so he started saying Secoya butt
Whether I'm bald in nature, whether bezprobudny Loh
When my then figure in my muscles when you ...
Understood here that the bear is too stick it peregibnul
And he said, Go pokakay I posteregu underwear?
No dick is not aware of little wife got out of the barn
and went
look for john
Not found on the ass holes dramatically in the house she
ran and
Pulled off what was, but was there anything
Started prostitutstvu directly to your desktop
At this time, threw a member of the hedgehog back on the
floor Kuzma
Took a hundred bucks, turned slightly pernul and left.
From behind the stove that seemed to stutter goby,
that sebal from the barn
And let's wank pod ....
The case for all the nights in the heat of the Hedgehog
came up with a grenade in a house
Shouted loudly freeze and he took a knife Mazaya
And thrust it into a loaf and then cut finely oiled
oil and swollen
He popets swollen he walked just for the well
and killed a couple of
fleas
All used normally only fleas were fried fuckers
Can fight those he planted a mole in their prison
That the case was nepropast ezhonok stealing vodka
and caught his bat
Sun currently pipisku in the mouth at a mole screaming
scratchy
What are you Ezhova Ass oherel il so .... joke??
Hedgehog in nature kicks caught Mole fear navonyal
Or the other way around it is about buterbrot
Those that with butter or with cheese or just a sausage
Still need to eat less necessary to run all of jogging
Was at the time the hurricane took a big bat revolver
And stuffed hedgehog in the ass to know prickly son
Who has the whole of Europe who in the cave lord
So sits the Hedgehog and grieving fucked bedolagu mole
It is necessary to give his life but a mole pereebat
Began a campaign he is going to fuck yeah bummer time
Enters the house of his wife with a sly goddamned
erysipelas
Poebalasya her slippers in the hallway
Sucking him bear all that stands
In Potapich land all the good fell
And hoping for sex, jumping on the cactus,
incidentally was the name of
the Hedgehog
That sat on a stump trembling Otsosika walrus said
Barb little wife
No kerf in a phrase that little wife gently turned
and how to be bent
Poor man could not stand the Hedgehog overclocked,
stumbled,
All of the mother sent
And straight to the little wife by a dick between boobs,
he got his!
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PS. : VOVKA I do not sing, but I'll tell POEMS
"DO NOT GLORY I'll take the money."
$ $ $ :-)
I apologize for the error. This text was written for a narrow
readership (the text was written in 1996), the years passed
and I decided (or rather: "I am forced to.") to publish it.
Please do not judge strictly.
(Dev'99)
