Have a Fun!
(C) W e (ke phone: (o17) 271-23-2h
DORDA
- That will be another year or so, and banging you, the old
hemp, have already sixty-six!
- Look me nakarkaesh!
(From a talk by Alex G. and F. Fuhe the anniversary of the
latter)
When part of the day gave way to a similar following, the
commissioner Fuhe slept soundly.
Gabriel Alex drove a bulldozer in the dark on acacia and
rouse all the birds. Those once sang, and from this came
morning.
For some time all-embracing police took control of patronage
over a mental hospital. The functions of chiefs were in fact
that during its relatively rare forays to the madhouse
Police devoured unfortunate patients, destroyed the day
monthly ration Durikov and practiced on patients
hospitals new forms of interrogation, was checked
functioning of the polygraph and generally having fun with
might and main.
The most important and violent madman in a nut house was,
of course, Chief Physician. Then the degree of danger to the
public followed his deputy chief nurse and nurses office for
rowdy. They differed from their wards only form of clothing and
no not inferior to them in ferocity and madness.
Gabriel Alex whooping swept through the corridors of a
Madman Home famously nailed the nails into the gaping nurses.
Meet the same high-ranking guests head doctor came out. He began
recurrence of extreme irresponsibility.
When the chiefs entered into his office, he found a
picture: the head doctor in a white coat and glasses with a
stethoscope around his neck sat in a huge aquarium, keeping his
head below water level and breathed through a tube.
The newcomers, he paid no attention, but only
poked out of the aquarium sleek hand and poured himself fodder
from jars, after which he became greedily swallow it. Alex
resist, went to the aquarium and flicked his finger.
The medical director started, an empty pair of bubbles, and
went to the bottom, raising a cloud of silt.
Head Nurse pogolovschiki found for a rather unusual
She designed the occupation of their collection.
A collection is an incredible amount of
identical cones with samples of their own feces. Each
cones was equipped with a tag, which was listed date
origin, as well as some previous menu item.
At the moment, the old lady was engaged in that dressed
his countless cones in colorful skirts flirty
strips of paper. She was so fascinated by this, that
irrepressible Gabriel Alex managed to steal it from under the
noses of one of a vessel of the collection and hide himself in
his bosom.
Psycho easier, as soon as the door opened for the House
paranoid, pounced on chefs and dirty fingers got into
Officers noses. Chiefs hastily retreated, and Alex put in
the hands of some kind of schizo stolen flask from the
collection of older nurses.
Further along the corridor pogolovschiki seen as a group
hospital staff involved in figuring out what will happen to
cat after dipping it in a mortar at different
periods of time.
At the end of the corridor on his heels were competing.
They were kept in the mouth tube connecting with a full tank of
beer, that hung from the ceiling.
From time to time the referee let go of clothespins,
suboccluding tubes, and beer under the roar of happy athletes
rushed to esophagus to the stomach. After some time the beer
has asked to out, and then troebortsy frustrated with the place
and under the approving yuk audience rushed down the corridor
to the outhouse. Was considered a champion he who does not
spill a single drop of beer on the way, who will take greater
amount, and, finally, someone who will do it faster competitor.
All items are carefully recorded, and the referee endured
Verdict, who is now in the lead.
Gabriel, Alex, after watching all these marvels, filled
from the aquarium where he was head physician, a tiny fish,
swallowed it alive and drank lots of beer. After that he long
still walked with a beatific smile, listening to the movements
fish in my stomach.
Jumped from his office in anger and snot older
nurse and screamed that she had stolen a flask with a
commemorative departures on the occasion of a sunset in Mexico
from the thirteenth twenty-fifth of this year, next month.
Patrons felt it best to retire.
When you exit the madhouse Commissioner Fuhe dictated by
Alex Stolen feces on the wall brought the brilliant doggerel:
Tore out his teeth with pincers - Too sore to me!
Because of the shoulders - Blue Devils!
Information
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACCURACY OF THE FACTS OR
MATERIAL Proper maintenance of advertising texts and PHONES HAVE
Authors and advertisers. OPINIONS OF THE AUTHORS OF PUBLISHED
MATERIALS May not coincide with ideas of editorial.
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- +-+-+-+-+-+-+
CREDITZ INFO:
Chief Editor: Necromancer .................... mdm.270-18-47
Koder: SAT ....................................... phn.PRI-VA-TE
Musician: Baz0fft ................................ phn.270-95-12
Zam.glavnogo editor, design, graphics:
Wrecker ......................................... mdm.271-23-24
Editorial address:
-------------------------------------------------- -----------|
220116 Republic of Belarus, Minsk, ul.Alibegova 3-1 | | Paul V.
Novitsky | |·················································
·············| | 220116 Republic of Belarus, Minsk, pr.gaz.
Izvestia '14/1-28 | | Karachentseva Andrey |
-------------------------------------------------- -----------
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
'BODY-# 11' (C) SMOKERS MINSK CITY. YEAR 1999
C U IN ZE NEXT NUMBER OF 'BODY', BYE!!!
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- +-+-+-+-+-+-+
All articles in this issue were written Necromancer'om, helped
his advice and valuable thoughts Wrecker. Solder and inspired
new Mouzon Baz0fft.
