PC SUX!
(C) Strake / DT '98
pC ruleZZ alwaiZZ;)!!!
Mini-thriller Mystic
(Not recommended for children under 70).
"PC-RULEZZ!" - Yelling at each corner of the various uncles
and aunts. A Th UTB it? - I asked a friend of the boy. In
response for some reason he laughed and muttered something
about some Kettle and jumping on the bench shouted loudly
something like: "Lamerz mazday. Well I, EU-but agreed with him
(and suddenly hit hurt if you do not agree?) and repeated his
question. The boy has a little laugh and gave me a colorful
magazine, advised to read it. Well of course I told him thank
you and went home to study the magazine.
The first thing I saw, open a magazine, my aunt was in a
mini-skirt tenderly embracing something resembling a small
television. Slightly following was written: "PC in every home."
This is pisya? And in textbook on biology, I saw something
quite different! Well FIGS with him, name, just not hung (as
was written in the article "What similarity PC with some part
of the male body ") so the brain does not flying (which happens
quite often, judging from the article "Caries brain). I did not
understand, where do brains and how they can "Fly". It was at
this point, I was struck by the thought that all pisishniki
(thanked the word, then some dirty!) people are insane,
impassable stupid and uneducated. Well, as soon as you can tell
such idiocy: "In order to avoid hangs pisyuka need time to two
to three months to change minds on a more rapid and voluminous,
not forgetting to change the mother ...". Or maybe these
pisishniki More and siblings into slavery are sold once every
two to three months mother change? It is interesting, but where
is the father? And what relationship between the hang pisi and
the number of brains? In my opinion seksapatolog can only find
out the cause. Strange ... I hope These pisishniki not degraded
and still walk on two limbs. And then, perhaps, already at four
go? Yes and no shave?
Gradually, I have matured image of a typical pisishnika -
something remotely resembling a man, unshaven, moving on
four limbs and ready for serving brains reveal
Skull everyone he met living facility, at the same time
trying to find some semblance of the mother (just do not
understand why it she?).
But I was driving myself from such thoughts. Having
decided, I went to the boy who gave me to read this magazine,
taking with them helmet of his grandfather, with whom he walked
through the war (and suddenly pisishnika Narva, which the brain
is not enough?) and leaving mom Note: "On the street do not
come out! Pisishniki vytsepyat!".
And here I am already knocking at his door. At the same
moment from the apartment hear the cry: "Oh, you dog, again
hung? come tomorrow for the brains go!. "From fright I nearly
obkonchalsya and going run away, but my legs would not obey.
After a few seconds the door opened.
- You pisishnik? - I asked timidly.
- Of course! Come in, - he was delighted.
Clutched in the hands of the package, which was a helmet, I
passed inside, as it was too late to retreat ...
... After half an hour, I am a terrible headache ran out of
Door pisishnika and that is forces ran into the nearest
pharmacy. Half an hour later, having bought at the pharmacy
pack UPSA, not even omitting tablets in water to dissolve
quickly ate the whole pack. Already a minute later felt a
significant improvement head and was able to objectively assess
what has happened. What it was nightmare! If they used to say
that the brakes have come up with shorts, then Now we can say
that the brakes have come up with pisishniki. H twenty-five
tried to download the game (a 3D-action games, such as be), so
little that all strangely moving, twitching, and even kill
people should have been! Go to a diseased Five minutes after
the start of loading head was added a sense of fear for his
skull, when five seconds after boot game issued "is not enough
32 Mb brains, we must also at least 16 for normal operation!.
"More I could not sit and escaped. For any misconduct
pisishniki so affected?? Better to die! I felt so sorry for
them for the degraded brain, due to inflammation his blue eyes
and ears!
So, guys, pc is not no rulez! This is a narrow rough
path that winds through the woods and, eventually, joining with
its beginning, closing it in a circle. Where and how would you
go, come to the same location, each time developing marasmus,
does not being improved but only more degrading!
_S_T_O_P_ _T_H_E_ _T_E_R_R_O_R_! _
P.S. AMIGA RULEZ ALLDAYZZ!
