For some reason we always talk about kompyuere as a pile of
iron. But he is alive ... What? Do not you agree? So you there
is little to it communicated, and have not yet understood. Yes,
kompyuer, as well as all other equipment, a living creature. He
has lived his life of computer ... But if he is a living
creature with him about the need to communicate with both man!
;))) Check out this article, and you agree with my opinion! :)
COMPUTER - MUZHCHINKA "Okay.
In the process of communicating with the computer revealed
that he is very much like a man and treat him to as well as
with other predstaitelyami male. Firstly, a computer, as well
as men sometimes hard to please, but guess where it wishes, it
will bring joy both. Do not despair if communication is not
developed, the main thing - carefully listen to his opinion, he
likes it. Secondly, the computer may be
unpredictable character, he starts to act up, "retard". And
here it is important to use all his charm to restore lost
rapport. How to do it - Tell intuition.
Third, sometimes it overcomes hypochondria. He starts to ask
lots of questions, clarify any minor (Especially uneducated
women opinion) details ask again obvious.
If you do not guess what he wants, then
You can lose everything. Because he loves
caress, a gentle treatment, and if your desire to match, then
it opens so many interesting possibilities!
Sometimes he, like every true man,
feels the need to express themselves and all
wrote, wrote, wrote something incomprehensible. Here
important to pretend that everything you know and all
do, as he wants, just do not let volnuetsya.A else nasty some
say, without any visible reasons - that, say, down some kind of
drive or network share, if at all
requires a password! Well, give him this very
password - maybe he is hungry and does not know
what he wants - even if not nervous! Main
- Do not lose my temper in the fight for good relations.
Confrontation between the female stubbornness and men's iron
logic - the opposite of love and friendship. A friendship with
computer is necessary, otherwise he finally became restive. You
can go to smoke, come back, and he is already as silk: bored,
rested - he's too tired. Men - they are weaker than women,
whatever said, so remember that you always
to overcome.
Sometimes useful to pet him, to feel the tremors within a
strong and smart and body, feeling respect to the intellectual
potential of your friend to whisper: "Kompyuterchik, well, you
also have such a smart, kind, loyal! "Believe me, he will
appreciate kindness and reciprocate. And more often tell him
'yes', even if it is disguised as if he wants to be told "no" -
because men are all a little masochist. And if suddenly, he
would write something like "Coming overload. A moment of
readiness. All personnel to evacuate "- well, so
is it just a joke. And it is better
go home - let alone think
about their behavior. In the morning he write such a
will not ...
Reprinted from the newspaper "Kurier Petrovsky.
(R) Galina Vyazemskaya
