Today we publish the laws podolzhaem
Murphy.
-= APPLIED MERFOLOGIYA =
Booker Law: Even a small practice
is a great theory.
Laws Klipshteyna attached to machine
neering:
1. Permissible deviations will accumulate
vatsya unidirectionally to cause
most difficulties in the assembly.
2. If the scheme requires n components, then
stock will be n - 1.
3. Motor spun in the wrong direction
lenii.
4. Assurance system nadezhnasti displays
down other systems.
5. The device is protected by a high-speed
fuse, will be able to protect
tit this fuse blows
first.
6. Error revealed only after the completion
final inspection of the device.
7. Once out of the enclosure will
children vykruchen the last of the 16 bolts,
find that shot is not the case.
8. After casing fastened 16
retaining bolts, it appears that
forgot to put inside the washer.
9. After assembly, installation on the workbench of
naruzhatsya unnecessary details.
Universal laws for young engineers
irregularities, developed by the Committee on
practical recommendations for international
International Association of Engineers philosophy
fof:
1. Any error that can creep
in any calculation, vkradetsya it.
2. Any error in any calculation will be
purposeful to inflict maximum harm.
3. In any formula, constants (especially
those taken from the technical validity
vochnikov) should be regarded as
variables.
4. The most important dimension in any diagram
or drawing is most likely to be
missed.
5. If the pilot plant runs Bezout
koriznenno, all future would be unused
flawless.
6. Parts that are simply impossible to collect
wrong, will still be collected Nep
Correct.
7. All terms of delivery obligations
must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0.
8. Expectations of new car buyers have
multiplied by a factor of 0.25.
9. Any device that requires adjustment and
adjustments are usually not amenable to neither
Therefore, either.
10. If the error in calculating the answers
more than one person is not guilty
find.
11. The same devices tested identical
kovym way, will be in operation
behave quite differently.
Law Atwood. "Read out" only those
books that you are particularly expensive
are:
Johnson's third law: Lost your
issue contains exactly the
article, story or novel excerpt,
which you urgently wish other
thief.
Corollary: Do all of your friends but this measure or not,
either it is lost or discarded.
Rules of the interdependence of Richard. Then
that you store long enough,
You can throw it away. Once you have that
then throw away, you need it.
Law of the plane: When your plane opaz
embedded, the aircraft on which you xo
Teli change seats, departs on time.
The first law of cycling: independent
independently wherever you go - it's uphill
and against the wind!
Law of Cat despair: Once
cat stretched out and started to fall asleep
on your knees, you urgently Pona
has made to get up and go, say,
in the bathroom.
Observation Ettore: Neighboring turn
always moves faster.
Law Buba: Lost always find a
last pocket.
(C) Arthur Bloch.
Prepared for publication by Artur Podtelkov.
