"A system of artificial intelligence."
(C) Alexey Guryev, 1997
The idea of a joke because I was born a long time ago. I
did not even know about the existence of modems. But as soon as
I saw MMD, all the old ideas "have emerged, and now I want to
share with you my notion. So, you came to visit, and you decide
their chemnibud startle. To implement the fun you need:
computer ....... 1 pc
modem ........... 1 pc
program MMD ... 1 pc
quick-witted friend who has all of the above
listed ... 1 pc;)))
The essence of the joke is: you have linked to
modem with a friend (preferably
sdealat is transparent to the guests), and enter the terminal
mode. Then, tell guests: "You think Speck bullshit! Ha! Yes, you
know that I created on my computer
artificial intelligence! "Further,
typed on the keyboard a phrase such as: "turn on the system
(signal mate, it's time start) and start asking your computer
questions. It is important that your
friend had a good sense of humor. In
Otherwise, the "trick" to quickly get bored. Mate should not be
lost when idiotic questions. A phrase like: "When
cancer at Mount whistle? "He should not
hesitate to answer, for example: "after
Rain on Thursday ";)))
Can be long enough to fool people
head, especially if they are not familiar with
computers. I can advise to prepare
a few macros like this: "Welcome to the artificial intelligence
system 1997 "or" Waiting for the question "...
Negranotnost your friend you can be explained by the fact that
the system is not perfect, and you do not have time to enter
into it all the rules of the Russian language ...
If you are visiting the girl, then you can
say that your computer is connected to
huge database, and you'll quickly find bored girl guy. Then,
enter their requirements for future partner in computer and
your friend gives his (or Your - depending on the situation;)
name. So, by the way, you can reconcile your friend with his
girlfriend, etc. At this point everything is limited only by
your imagination ...
So - go for it! We wish you well
have fun! As the saying goes: "Live
Age joking! ":)))))))))))))))))))))
