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(C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir
Colin "Never" Alex
STARGLAYDER 2
or
REVENGE OF THE DAMN EGRONOV
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Space Station rebels novena. Bar Lone Ranger. " Behind the
counter sit representatives of many races, the incoming
the resistance. Under the ceiling clouds hovering clouds of
tobacco smoke. On a small scene in the depths of the bar,
illuminated by light masers and holographic projections that
show nudity ladies feminine and neuter genders of various
races, fuck skillfully and with ardor techno band, consisting
of androids, painted in crazy color.
In a far dark corner of the lonely
was a table, cluttered set
empty and full bottles, sits a company
of two representatives of the human race.
One is a long time about something
absorbed in thought, grimly chewing acne
and sipping a beer aldebaranskoe "Mocha Pink Panther." The
other, drinking another portion of the drink, running his eyes
dull surroundings.
- Everything! Already dopilsya. Mereschatsya dead! -
Gleefully said the man with the patch "NEVER", sewn over the
many marks of distinction.
- You know, NEVER, I read somewhere that
two different people the same glitches do not
happens, and if so, on-my-uk-mu
RAY is in person. And he sent to us.
- Hi guys! Something you hurt
strongly ukvashennye ... And you to her general
Armstrong calls. I now have it at
headquarters - have increased since the last job, the bastards
...
- And we thought that you, that -
fins glued. A hologram of your X-Wing'a
we keep the young show.
- Come on, a beer with us burst.
- No CHASM, I have after the case of the shake like
alcohol to try, so tower completely crazy. And once we
Now, the general you on the intercom for the third time is.
Slamming finally has a beer and munching
acne, best friends unsteadily toward the exit.
Office of General Armstrong. General
met members of standing, vile smile
on the strong-willed person.
- A. .. There were mean. The bar had been.
Can not deny it, you are a beer for three
miles of trails.
- Come on. Arrived yet. I wonder why you have to Egrona
removed? There painfully fun it was.
- We have a difficult situation.
Our base, as you know, is in
Solis system, which is located in the five light years from the
system Egron.
Several months ago we found egronskuyu activity on most
planets and their moons. Imperials were built
a large number of structures. On the surface and in space
observed the activity of terrestrial and space military
facilities. We also did not sit on their hand - we were
deployed underground base on most of the planets and moons of
the system.
Recently we received a message from the central base on
the planet Epodzhi. The boys reported that intercepted
a coded message to the team egronskih frequencies. News were
bad - egrony going to build a space station, equipped with
powerful laser guns, with which they can ance to destroy - our
base in this system. But not as bad as it could
seem. Guys with Epodzhi developed
plan to destroy the station. They demanded to have a space
ship, equipped with powerful weapons and methods take on board
up to three places of the goods, and also an experienced pilot.
We have long worked with our database, going through the
various candidates and finally settled on you. You both
good pilots, as well as familiar with egronskoy specificity.
Bearing in mind that you are great friends, we decided to call
both of you. Decide among themselves which one of you will
carry out this task.
- No, this will not work. Or are we together
flying, or looking for someone else to
this rotten job.
- It's impossible! The ship accommodates
for one pilot.
- What is the ship? - Asked CHASM.
- Standard-type attack "Icarus".
- I heard that the "Icarus" too
cumbersome guidance system. Takes
This box is just a whole seat.
- And how do you intend to direct
laser on the target? - Sarcastically asked
General.
- You read my job well? -
offended said NEVER, - I am on the same crawlers
Egrone with the first missile shot down. A rocket
in an atmosphere of track - it will not laser
target.
Looking at the badge on his chest NEVER'a
"1000 brought down goals in 10 sorties and scratching his head
with thinning hair, a general broke - God be with you - fly
together but first I will instruct you how to get to Epodzhi
and find our base. Yes, By the way, you're familiar with
"Icarus"?
- Hear, hear, but did not fly.
- Well, then read the menu board computer before departure:
1 - SELECT JOYSTICK TYPE: KEYBOARD
SINCLAIR 1
SINCLAIR 2
KEMPSTON
Clicking on the button with the symbol "1", you can choose the
type of control.
2 - SELECT ONE HAND MODE: ON / OFF
Enable / disable the speed control
one hand (fire + up / down).
3 - LOAD SAVED GAME
4 - DISPLAY HI SCORE TABLE
5 - NO PITCH IN SPACE: ON / OFF
Enable / disable the ship's movement
in the space vertically.
Pressing SPACE, you activate all
vehicle systems.
Now read the dashboard:
1 - Coordinator - designed to deter
dividing the current coordinates on to
surface of the planet.
2 - Timer - indicator of time since the beginning
mission.
3 - Counter Point - Counter points for
kills your target.
4 - Number of bouncing bombs (BOUNCING
BOMBS)
5 - Number of charges laser (LASER PO
WER).
6 - Number of charges Laser
(LASER ENERGY).
7 - The state of protective fields.
8 - Number of gipertopliva.
9 - String message - it displays
all posts on-board computer.
A - Radar.
B - Indicator pitch.
C - Compass.
D - Speedometer.
E - Altimeter.
F - A pointer to the type of weapon.
G - Charging light fuel.
Also, your onboard computer has to
keyboard shortcuts:
W, S - Increase / Decrease speed
(If not enabled ONE HAND
MODE).
R - Information about the location of your
On the ship, and the degree of readiness
egronskoy Space Station.
T - Including gripper beam.
C - Transportation of items seized
GOVERNMENTAL beam aboard.
I - Identification of the object in
gunpoint.
L - Enable / Disable coordinate
grid on the surface of the planet.
D - Activate / deactivate the hyperdrive,
only works in space at the maximum
normal speed.
CAPS SHIFT - Switch weapons:
(LASER ENERGY, BOUNCING BOMB, LASER
POWER, NEUTRON BOMB, CUBE LAUNCHER).
ENTER - Log into the hold. In the hold, using
key "I" you can view
its contents and move things
inside it and clicking the "J" - to throw
overboard object in the displayed rows
Re messages. Also, in this mode
TER, you will be able to ship their positions
tion on the disc. To do this, press "S".
BREAK (CS + SS) - Exit the setup menu
onboard computer.
Q, A, O, P, SPACE - Office of the ship in
mode KEYBOARD.
- Yeah, comprehensive instructions. A
Now, Captain, let's get to the point. In
What is our mission?
- For reasons of privacy details
you will be advised on Epodzhi. We will teleport you back
together with "Icarus". Since the base underground, you teleport
near the entrance to the tunnel. Further, the entrance to the
tunnel above you will see a fork or a straight corridor. This
may happen, if you will fly
second entrance. At the fork you need to fly to left. Now I'll
show you his plan, as well as the exterior:
Plan: top:
side:
On other planets, you can find
Our databases are as follows: the coordinator of your vehicle
should be about 4000, then fly along the axis NS.
- Well, sort of, everything is clear, Cap.
- I heard you took with Egrona
your mechanic ELF'a. They say he is a great
master. I remember he was so closed up AGAV, that
Imperials gritted his teeth in anger.
- We prosekli topic, Cap.
- Perform.
In the hangar collision chaos reigned: the corners
littered with piles of twisted metal - once they were fighters.
On one wall, with the inscription "Here was Han Solo, sparks
power cable. K friends came creaking android with nickel plate
on obsharpanom side, kotoraya said, that's his name "John", and
a hoarse voice:
- Your ship is the twenty-
third terminal. Follow me.
Going behind the robot and looking down at his feet, so as
not to stumble, the pilots soon time to reach their ground
attack. Coming closer, they saw that the ELF in vain
time is not lost and has vacated the seat
for NEVER'a.
- Hey, guys! I've had here koechto prisobachit of their
developments. Due to the fact that I found on "Icarus" new
battery of its own design, you will now be endless shields and
energy of a laser gun. A synthesizer installed in place of
spare tank for a long time will provide you gipertoplivom.
I have for you this is another surprise,
I think it will make all the enemies burn!
- Well! You're cool as always. Okay, let's five, we have
to go.
Stormtrooper off the floor hangar
and has been challenged on the point of teleportation power
beam.
- Nader them asses! - CHASM said and reiterated the
readiness of the number one.
Around the "Icarus" space to lubricate and transformed
into a colorful flare. But all this did not last long, and
attack aircraft appeared above the surface of the planet.
- Here after all, their mother like that! - Swore CHASM, -
Again, these fig-bellied, plaguing them there. Come on, NEVER,
vmazh them good!
Impending attack by shaking, banked
after the label hit
in the leg and fell on
side, pouring all around
fire lasers. Nearby,
meteor crashed into the ground fighter, like
a flying sousnitsu -
it touched the laser incident nogohod.
- Klevota! I love it! - Shouted into the intercom NEVER.
- Yes, really fun to its fullest!
It is time to us and to her to go - time
small.
Expanding the "Icarus", CHASM famously went into
tunnel, the entrance to which was nearby. Follow the
instructions in general, CHASM turned to the left branch.
Shortly before seemed to lock the base.
The ship was captured by the power beam and
installed on the boarding terminal. Screen
onboard computer revived, and appeared on it Your Message.
- Welcome to Epodzhi. Us
name Dzhaysan, Katra and Egro, and this three -
Head basis. I hope you have explained the situation in the
collision?
- Yes, the market was there, but nothing concrete.
- Egrony occupied moon Millveya
and build on them shield emitters, which
should cover the space under construction
station. Our plan - to destroy the station before it explodes
novena. For We decided to build a neutron bomb, but we lack
some of the material. You can help us in this? Confirm your
consent.
By clicking on the keyboard on-board computer "Y" crew
"Icarus", he continued to read the message.
- You ask us about the bomb? Us
need the following materials and components:
container of nuclear fuel
(A case of nuclear fuel)
Chip mineral ore
(A lump of mineral rock)
Box Castro bars
(A crate of castrobars)
cask wine vistianskogo
(A cask of wistian wine)
- The last item I liked dyuzhe! - Shared his thoughts on
the intercom NEVER.
mini rocket
(A mini rocket)
asteroid
(An asteroid)
cut diamond
(A flat diamond)
bush plant growths
(A cluster of nodules)
- And above all we need Taymar professor who heads the
Research Center on Broadway - the first Moon gas giant
Millveya. We advise you not to approach close to its
atmosphere, because your high-pressure ship can not sustain.
- It's all understandable, but where exactly
on the surface raspolagayutsya emitters
shield?
- We have received a secret
file containing the plan of construction and
image of the emitter. Find it
can coordinate on the 0,200-axis NS.
Also, we have for you
prepare a file
For more
information about the planets of the system. On some planets
and moons deployed our database to help you in your difficult
case. Some of them you can refill laser and charges take on
board bouncing bomb, with which you can
destroy the emitters. Also on the bases
You can exchange the items from your hold. Now we will give you
this file.
Printer-board computer disgusting
screamed and spat out a sheet of thermoplastic,
on which was printed the following information:
Dante - the first planet sistemy.Bazy
no support. Shrubs grow on the surface of plant growths.
Vista - the second planet of the system. Base
no support. On the surface can be found
cut diamond.
Epodzhi - the third planet of the system. On
It is the central base of resistance.
Enos - first moon Epodzhi. Base of support there. On the
surface can be found petrified trees (picture attached).
Kastron - the second moon Epodzhi. On the basis of support
you can get a box kastroslitkov in exchange for petrified wood.
Also based on the warehouse is jumping bombs.
Millvey - the fourth planet of the system.
Landing is impossible.
Broadway - the first moon Millveya. On
support base is a research center to develop new weapons
systems. On the basis shall be charged laser emitters.
Epeks - the second moon Millveya. On the basis of
Support is available chip mineral ore in exchange for the
pyramid (picture attached). On the base is Charging laser
emitters.
Esprayt - the third moon Millveya. On
support base can be obtained container
nuclear fuel in exchange for a mini-rocket.
On the basis shall be charged laser emitters.
Quest - the fourth moon Millveya. On
support base can be faceted
diamond in exchange for a mechanical whale (picture attached).
On the basis shall be charged laser emitters.
Vestmer - the fifth moon Millveya. On
support base can be a mini-rocket
in exchange for an asteroid. On the basis shall be charged
laser emitters.
Synapse - the sixth moon Millveya. On
support base can be a bush plant growths in exchange for a box
kastroslitkov. On the basis shall be charged laser emitters.
Vekfank - Seventh Moon Millveya. On
support base can be a barrel of wine vistianskogo in exchange
for armored EMMA 2 (picture attached). On shall be charged
based laser emitters.
Eldos - the fifth planet of the system. Base
no support. On the surface can be found
container of nuclear fuel and a mini-rocket.
Kubeta - lonely moon Eldosa. Base
no support. On the surface can be found
fragments minralnoy ore.
Space station construction egronov
About Eldosa. The files on-board computer records of her there.
Now you have complete information
to perform your job. Fuel
can be recharged using energosborniki, passing near the star.
By the way, do not advise you to delay the execution of the
mission, since you can not get on Broadway, after it is being
built radiator. Start the immediately after the end of our
posts and using the hyperdrive, nonstop flying directly to
goal. Good luck. "
Famously turned around at the gateway CHASM sent a bomber
to the exit to the surface. Bullet taking off from the tunnel,
the ship soared into the blue sky, and piercing the air, left on
Epodzhi orbit. Orient quickly attack in space and typing the
maximum speed, the pilot activated the hyperdrive. Stars have
become a shining band. Overloading push the ship's crew
depreciation in the chair. On the overview screen flashed the
world system. Before ship increased mass Millveya. Will scan
the surrounding area, board computer showed that Broadway is
behind the disc of the planet. Having made a dizzying maneuver,
CHASM, without leaving giperrezhima, famously walked into the
atmosphere. Approaching the surface with a terrible rapidity.
But suddenly the ship gently shaken-impact laser gun, and from
gun turrets rang heinous laughter
NEVER'a.
- What are you doing?
- Yes, damn that's some kind of shot down.
Look, another one! - There was a roar of the explosion and
another flying object has become in the expanding debris. Side
came the next instance. Turn on the system
identification, CHASM found out that it bezpilotny truck
(TUGTRUCK), used to transport building materials egronami.
- If it transports, so it is possible
something of a profit. Come on, NEVER, Shoot down-ka
another.
Pilot hopes dashed and among
fragments of them managed to capture the beam container with
fuel.
- Well, that's great! At Eldos fly
do not have - noticed NEVER.
Finding the entrance to the tunnel, the pilot sent a
"Icarus" to the surface. Flying into tunnel attack after a while
was on the boarding terminal. Sending
message about the arrival and request for a conversation
with Professor Taymarom, CHASM has climbed into the
refrigerator and took out a couple of bottles beer. No sooner
had the bottle half go blank as the screen appeared kopyutera
response.
- You ask about a professor Helzene Taymare? At present it
is not on the base. He has run in the surface
forced them to armored EMMA 2.
- And how do we find it?
- You do not choice but to
take on board all occurrences APCs. Once you find
Professor, you will be able to discuss with him all
details of your case. Also, we charge the battery of your laser
emitter. You have enough energy to four shots.
- Thanks guys. We have a little time. We must go.
Flight to the surface, CHASM sent a bomber in the area
with large concentrations of technology. Capturing the beam
first got an armored personnel carrier, NEVER pulled him
inside. Going down into the hold, the shooter cut laser cutter
hole in the hatch EMM'y. There seemed frightened face driver.
- Well mate, it's you Aw, Snap.
- I don't understand you, sir!
- Well, okay now I'm good -
said NEVER and kick sent the Imperials in
open hatch hold.
- Low went to the rain probably -
jokingly said the pilot, looking at the trajectory of the fall
bedolagi.
The following transportere sat
lesser burdock than the first. But with a third friend was
lucky. Immediately after as the carrier was in the hold,
on-board computer screen message appears:
- Hi guys, I heard you got me
searched.
- Yes. You need to Epodzhi. Without your
consult local guys can not
to construct a neutron bomb.
- Okay, then what we expect - in a way.
Incidentally, I've recently developed
new gun, which shoots cubic
neutron charge. It is much more efficient than conventional
laser.
- Wow! - Admired NEVER, - I would
this!
- No problem, you can remove it from the
Battle console my belt.
- While we were flying at Epodzhi, I'll
it, - said NEVER, going down into the hold.
Going into orbit, ground attack aircraft headed
the second planet of the system.
- Beware of the pirates. They often rob ships. You do not
even notice that the hold will disappear from your something of
value - for example, this same armored vehicle in which I am
now.
- No, now we get into giperrezhim, and no pirates to us
will not reach.
Flick of the wrist CHASM Preveli
ship in subspace. Stars jumped toward "Icarus", becoming a
Blurred lines.
- You have a good ship - admiringly exclaimed Professor
Taymar.
- Yes. Pimp My bad. We have it all
more used - said the pilot.
Meanwhile, passing dangerously close to the atmosphere
Millveya, the ship on full speed approaching Epodzhi.
As always at full speed, attack
entered the atmosphere and soon plunged into the tunnel.
- Good work - said appeared on the screen, three, - we can
now to begin production of the bomb, but we still need the
remaining ingredients. In addition, as we know, egrony
built radiator on Broadway and finish construction on Epekse.
Advise you to act of sabotage to stop the construction of the
station. As we You had warned emitters
destroyed just jump bombs
you can get only Kastrone.
- Well, then we sit up here
once it's time to fry egronov - animated NEVER.
Fly to Kastrona was a matter of minutes. On the base, as
always, waiting a warm welcome. Taking on board the cargo of
bombs, "Icarus" went on Epeks. Coming out
giperrezhima on-orbit satellite Millveya,
attack immediately was attacked by pirates.
- So brazen these guys - said
NEVER, knocking zazevavshegosya pirate.
Among the debris was flying some figovina pyramidal shape.
Briefly reflecting on the nature of this thing, CHASM dragged
her into the hold and dived into the area two hundredth
coordinates. After looking around and observing the
construction, reminiscent of the radiator, the pilot flew
toward him. Obeying kalavishe pressed on the remote control
bomb released from the holder and bounced toward egronskoy
design. There was a massive explosion, and the bomber hurled an
explosive wave.
- Cool broads. Will now egronam
processing - mischievously grinned NEVER.
Around the crater once zapolzali building robots and the
radiator was in front vosstanvlivatsya from the ruins.
- Fast working dogs - gloomily
through clenched teeth and sent the CHASM
ship toward the base of support.
Landed safely at the terminal, the ship was charged with
energy laser guns.
- By the way, your hold is
Pyramid - meanwhile told the commandant
base, which is connected via the device to your computer
"Icarus" - we can its exchange on the mineral ore.
- Why not - agreed to NEVER, - do not have trudges to the
devil horns behind a pile of rubble.
Exchange has been made to the mutual
satisfaction of both parties, and the ship
coming out of the tunnel, soared into the air. Knock out a
couple of the pirates needed components, friends went to visit
central database on Epodzhi. Work on
bomb was in full swing, but still needed a few more
ingredients, among which was an asteroid. Taking off into
space, CHASM has sent attack toward Millveya. The ship was
thrown from giperpryzhka dangerously close to the atmosphere
and only the skill of the pilot saved the "Icarus" by
destruction.
- Uh, passed me by - happy sigh
CHASM.
- You would be so passed me by - jeered
NEVER, - see kakya thing flies.
Spacecraft flew past the majestic
mechanical whale.
- I've heard here recently pirates have thundered imperial
trnsport that pervozil Mechanical copies of blue whales in the
water park for Sensimili. Now they're here hanging out here and
there in the atmosphere, it is good dense enough. By the way,
this fish You can change cut diamond. So
go ahead, drive it into the hold.
- No problem, - NEVER made the manipulation of the
gripping beam, and the whale was ottransportirovan into the
hold.
- Way to capture and an asteroid - advised the pilot - it
just hangs on starboard.
Accepted the goods on board, stormtrooper toward the
fourth moon. Planting was tight - on the surface there was a
storm. Arriving at the base and making the exchange, my friends
decided to visit Eldos. Searches on the surface proved to be
successful, and soon the last component - a mini-rocket that
has migrated into hold. Taking a course on the second planet,
the ship sped at breakneck speed.
Suddenly the screen on-board computer
message appears.
- Their mother is! These monsters have already started
to build the station. It should be quicker to fly to
Epodzhi.
On the basis of bad news has already been known. Adopting
the latest components, engineers at a fast pace was the final
project. After some time the bomb was ready, and it reinforced
the carrier-console Assault.
- Good luck! - The three pilots admonished - but remember:
you should get away from the place where you set the neutron
bomb.
- All clear. We will fly.
With tremendous speed, "Icarus flew
from the tunnel and pierced the air.
- Well, NEVER, now begins
very fun!
- Let's PUSH, and then I had hands
itch.
The ship was in giperpryzhke.
In the distance appeared Eldos. His drive fast
approached. Here he remained astern
there remained, and its moon. Suddenly, the ship
stopped, as if rested on the wall.
NEVER hit his forehead on the remote control
weapons systems ship. Somewhere
left a pornographic magazine and began to
flit around the cabin, as if a large
colorful butterfly. Nude Brunette cute smile on his sleeve.
- How many times have you said, cleaned
my porn away - grumbled NEVER,
rubbing his forehead - the way it was?
- In my opinion it was a shield. We are with you,
as idiots, flooded here, and radiators
blow forgotten.
On-board computer screen alarm
blinked, and it appeared the inscription: "The station charges
the main gun."
- Well doprygalis. How to collides
Aw, Snap has not happened - lamented CHASM,
deploying a ship in the direction of Millveya.
The path not taken much time, and soon Vekfanke, instead
of the radiator there was a funnel. The same fate befell the
radiator at the synapse. Now, the rapid flight of the ship did
not stop. Approaching the station, the crew of "Icarus"
discovered that she protected vosmyu guarding satellites.
- Bring them down! - Called CHASM.
- Gun does not work, - answered
NEVER, - try a laser emitter.
Soon the four satellites were ordered
live long, but there is still the same,
charges of the laser over. Suddenly, the ship
explosion shook the great strength - it's attack aircraft fired
on the remaining satellites.
- Come on, CHASM, PUSH ago - has already
yelling at the intercom NEVER, - station soon
will start to shoot at novena.
- I know myself, - CHASM added to failure rate.
Overloading going into the seats of both
people, but the moon Millveya just jumped on the overview
screen.
- Reduces and joints - prompting
pilot NEVER.
- Without You know - snapped CHASM.
On the basis of a fuss like mad
wailing sirens. By ship immediately ran
serves the droids carrying units. For
in seconds the ship was prepared
to go.
- Well hold on, - shouted the pilot and the ship lurched
to the terminal, simultaneously throwing to the wall of the
tunnel droids, one of who hit his head against the wall, ass
on the floor and said thoughtfully:
"DOOM - this is good." What he had in mind -
old computer game, or at least
an ancient musical style, so no one
realized because of his head trickle
rose blue smoke.
Stars smeared in line, and soon
and completely disappeared. The ship swept past
planets with terrific speed. Ahead
seemed egronskaya station, which
volley on the station the rebels.
- Shoot the remaining satellites -
commanded CHASM, maneuvering.
- With satellites over, throw
the bomb - reported to NEVER, - Count off!
Reeled off here, now there will be
hell!
Expanding the ship away from the station,
CHASM develop the maximum speed at
which was capable of "Icarus".
- Come on, rattletrap, figach! - Helped craft NEVER.
- The engine is overloaded, another minute and
We detonated, - shouted the pilot.
At that time, the flash lit up the surrounding space.
Imperial station exploded. The blast wave reached ground attack
and began throwing it in different directions.
- If we get out of here, I
put a crate of beer - said the pale
NEVER.
- The worst thing is behind us, and we have
alive - said CHASM, translating "Icarus"
in normal flight.
At ekrnah station instead were only fluttering fragment.
- With beer you NEVER, - said the pilot - and I've had
acne.
Station novena. All the same bar. Those
the same two people sitting at the table, it is true
Empty bottles are much greater than in
last time.
- Fun, uk, were, - says one
stroking vosmikonechnuyu gold star "Hero of resistance."
- Yeah, it was fun over the edge -
agrees to another on his chest adorned the exact same star, as
his friend.
At this time the music fades out and hear the intercom:
"All pilots are free to gather in the office of General
Armstrong. We intercepted the encrypted message. Egrony again
build a space Station ...
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