Murzilka #03

Zoo - our brothers, "smaller"

   Today we will tell you about the fun
animal - young authors. These young one divided into two types 
- evil and not very much. Determine to what kind of animal is 
very simple - you just just show him the finger. Dating back to

the second type starts with the wild laugh, referring to the 
first type - trying to bite him - but the nature of the mother 
them, joked teeth in these animals there and bite anyone they 
can not. 

   Along with the parrots, these little creatures have a unique 
ability to speak. However, their vocabulary is much inferior to 
the latter. 

   They eat mostly with anything.
And gets them quite often did. BUT
they do not take offense - so they work.
Drink a little. Well, anything really there a little bit. 
Honestly, these alkonavtov more in the nature can not be found. 
Is that students in the family (especially among

individuals belonging to the form stupidoobraznyh, but about 
them we will tell you some other time). 

   Surge in the population size of young
authors have usually winter-spring period.

   Next, we'll tell you about the basic
subspecies exist in the form of young authors.


 Subtype: Author a young, cool.


   Live in the suburbs. Distinctive
feature of this species are curved
fingers. In the food unpretentious. Not prezguet
littermates, bravely eating unfamiliar objects. It is necessary 
to give him a loaf, how he and then starts it on someone 
crumble. Although it was observed that some individuals 
systematically ship somewhere or someone all they give. Issued 
a special this subspecies resemble dyatlov.Svoimi

Stories can zadolbat anyone.

   Age of animals is determined by the degree of bulge fingers. 
If bent only the middle finger means it does not

animal, it's - Felix.



     Subspecies: a young author, lamer.


   A distinctive feature of this subspecies
are congenital mental illness. Lamer'y usually very unbalanced, 
suffering from delusions of persecution, hide their sexual 
identity. 

   It is believed that from the place of lamer'ov programmers. 
Adherents of this theories usually result in the proof

number of atavism, inherited programmers
purporting to be from lamer'ov: for example, the same mental 
disabilities - various phobias, such as: fear of using the 
second screen, a fear of the letter "e" in the font particular 
style of printing on the keyboard - short, with caution and 
strikes the keys etc. In this regard, many prominent 
scientists, zoologists suggest Record lamer'ov in the red book 
and keep them until until they become programmistami.Tipichny 
example of the ultra-right scientific radicalism. Such ucheenye 
not take into account the factor of natural selection, due to 
which there is an evolution. Priminitelno to this kind of law 
of the struggle for existence can be formulated as follows:

good lamer - scored lamer. In the moral and intellectual point 
of view of course. Ie lamer must constantly feel the baseness 
of their own development and, in connection with it, strive for 
perfection. "Per aspera ad astra! ". the only way he can

become a real programmer.