ACNews #20 24 июня 2003

Smile - jokes from Alexander Nikiforov from Minsk.

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(C) Alexander Nikiforov, Minsk


                       That was long ago ...

I was the only one in the BBC with 4 Drive! I remember how
modem in my logs pumped:)
DB> How many hours per disc? ;))
Yes, I do not remember! But from 00:00 to 08:00 time was a 
lot:) And I remember once I put in a magazine, but it was 
broken: ( Well, then I sleep - and then at 2 am calls GIVer 
(the most active user). Well, comes to trouble and then begins 
to drive, ride head against up and down. And I also sleep 
interferes with, but I am in, I think, maybe read. No - to 
break ties. Call. On the line BROM (the second most active 
user). The situation repeats itself:) Hang Up. And then it 
started! Wake - GIVer. Gap. Wake - BROM. Gap. Wake - GIVer. 
Gap. Wake - BROM. Gap. Wake - GIVer. Gap. Wake - BROM. Gap. 
Wake - GIVer. Gap. Call - BROM. Break ... etc. And the drive, 
then head against all abuzz:) Well, I broke down and just 
opened zadvizhdu drive - and went to sleep next:) And GIVer 
with BROM'om still about half an hour trying to read disk that 
is not in the drive: D In what I've been bad:) 


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By the way, funny, recalled:

I drove like a month and a half back home. And I live near the 
medical institute. And they went there, it means that some 
freshmen. Well, I I stand beside and involuntarily listening to 
their conversation. Talk 3 kid and a woman.

- * To, I then gave the four-teachers to write something that 
kind of program intel-8080. Nifuya I do not know. And the book 
also gave such a description of the commands issued already in 
1983 - says the first. - Yes, you see, this processor is still 
in the early pentium stood, - said the second. (I'm here almost 
neighing:) - Yes, probably, to them - have agreed to the first 
and third. Silent for 15 seconds, and then a woman shows:

- No, this processor is, perhaps, three hundred eighty-sixth 
was ... - Yes, probably there - the boys agreed.

Then I could not resist - neighing like a horse:)


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Second attempt:) The first time I replied to you on Saturday, 
wrote a approximately 90% of the letters, and then some bitch 
turned off the light: ( DB> And we, too, it happens! I wonder 
who actually orgaDB> nizuet such jokes? A FIG know him. That I 
remember, people famously went to Hamer: come calling at the 
door, no one opens. But they know something that Bear home.

Then they cut down on the electric switch. And they themselves 
become on the stairs around the corner.

Well, Hamer, of course, leaves turning lights on and the guys 
here as here because of the angle:

- A Teddy Bear, great! And we just go to you. And why are you 
here to site doing?

- Yes here, the light of something missing ...
- Yes, sometimes ...
: D