Lit.Stranichka - The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Chapter 1).
Story "The Bear's disease."
We bring you the "New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh." Doubt
what you saw was this edition. We also hope to print all
twenty chapters in this wonderful converted products.
Preface to the Second Edition.
It has long wanted me to observe that the version of the
story Milne's "Winnie the Pooh and All-All-All" Boris Zakhoder
represents first translation into Russian, when in our country
was socialism and printing censorship. Times change, love
remains. Returning again to the beloved heroes of the story, we
wanted to their transfer to other conditions. Let Wood is
somewhere in the Commonwealth, and let all of binding entities
will behave like a Russian citizens - to swear, drink alcohol,
listen to "Forest Sector", etc.
I must say that they make a drunkard was not so easy.
VinniPuh and all his friends differed enviable resilience.
However, they soon realized that Russia can not live without it
and agreed. So let them give you a few minutes of fun!
Nomy Graphics Limited of Centronics H.G.
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As for me, as one of the authors of the idea of
recycling known tales AA Milne in a slightly different mood
and co-author of this same treatment, we would like to tell
you, dear readers, that this was done specially to please you.
Of course, we understand that we are not the first (and
probably not the last), who began writing a new version of
"Winnie the Pooh." Personally, I had about four versions of
this tale, in which tales of heroes remake as soon as possible
remake, and sometimes even completely depart from the meaning
and idea of the original. We do not set intended to distort
the already written by Milne, but only to consider everything
from a slightly different angle. So to compete, for example,
Mr. Shcherbakov (author, in my opinion, the most successful
version of fairy tales, has written to us), we are not going
to. And finally, I want to join NOMY and wish you a nesklko
pleasant moments while reading that, we present your attention.
Stever of Centronics H.G.
Chapter One, in which we are introduced to Winnie the Pooh
and several Kimi degrees.
Well, before you Winnie the Pooh.
As you can see, he comes down the stairs followed by his
friend and boon companion, Christopher Robin, a little
poshatyvayas.Drugogo way to go, he does not know yet, and not
just him, even Christopher Robin's father once knew, but now
zabyl.Inogda true Pooh seems that you can find another way if
only he had for a moment ceased to thump like a horse and how
to sosredotochitsya.No alas - focus on something to him and
have no time!
- Winnie the Pooh. And one can train and Pooh, I am
happy poznakomitsya.Poshli note?
You will hardly come as a surprise why it is so strange
zovut.A if you still surprised I would say that Winnie - is
derived from the wine, and Pooh - altered Buch - a short
adjective, describing its most common state.
In short, now a bear named Winnie the Pooh, and you know
why.
Sometimes Winnie the Pooh likes to drink in the evening,
and sometimes, especially when dad at home, he loves another
and listen to any bike.
This evening ...
- Dad, how about a beer? - Asked Christopher Robin.
- What about beer? - Surprised father.
- You could not pour us with Pooh Bear beer and tell
some bike?
- Maybe it could be - my father said. - And what he
wants, and about whom to tell?
- Bear Beer, and about alcohol, konechno.On because we
have such buhalschik!
- I understand - my father said, pouring all the beer.
- So please, Daddy, tell me!
- Try - my father said.
He tried it and began to tell.
Long ago, it seems, last Friday, Winnie the Pooh drank
The woods all alone under the name of Sanders.
Christopher Robin hovering in the language of one stupid
question but he decided not to ask him.
- He must have, and he did not understand, - said
Christopher Robin.
- Exhaust interrupt - flared someone bass.
- Well, go on, or what? - My father asked.
One day, walking through the forest, Pooh went to
polyanku.Na meadow grew a high-prevysoky oak, and at the very
top of someone much matter.
Winnie the Pooh sat on the grass under a tree, put his
head off his paws, and began to think.
At first he thought: "It s ... a. .. b. ... ulterior
motive" for nothing no matter does not become one. The tree
itself does not use foul mozhet.Znachit, then someone
materitsya.A why do you swear, if you're not Russian? In my
opinion, yes! "
Then he had thought, thought and said to himself:
"And what have Russian? Vodka. I think so!"
Then he rose and said:
- Why on earth vodka? To her I was drinking? I think so,
but not otherwise!
And with that he went home to get an ax and a glass.
He began to cut Oak, singing a song, which immediately
and wrote (I must say that Pooh was a great talent for writing
poems and songs in buhom state):
Mishka loves vodka
And brandy and pepper vodka,
Beer, gin, wine, brandy,
Do not drink, he does!
When the tree has already begun to wobble a bit, Pooh
said to top electrician with pliers. Vodka can be seen not
bylo.Vidimo, electrician repaired the wiring from bees that
live on oak. Noticing that the tree began to totter, fitter
started swearing even more, resulting in oak flew "Flying
Patrol to check what causes it.
Winnie the Pooh continued diligently to cut oak, not
knowing for what. Oak is already heavily swayed along with the
electrician and the bees.
Here Winnie the head fell off pliers. "It seems to rain
begins "- thought Pooh, rubbing his bruised place. Left
hack just a little chut.Vot alone is worth more to knock a
couple Razik ax ...
TRRAH!
- Mom! - Shouted fixer, flying a good three feet and
hitting his nose on a tree branch.
- Well ... I ... In general ... - His mother, he,
knocking on the branches, then leaving scraps of pants on
vetkah.Nakonets it smoothly It landed in the mud puddle and
immediately became like a small black cloud.
Leaving a lineman in the lurch, Winnie the Pooh went on,
thinking, wherever it for a drink. And then he thought about
Christopher Robin.
- About me? - Asked Christopher Robin, not too delighted
at this good fortune.
- About you.
Christopher Robin said nothing, but his eyes became
More and more, and cheeks pinker and pinker all.
So Pooh went round to his friend Christopher Robin, who
lived in the same forest in a house with a green door.
- Good morning, Christo-fer, Robin! - Said Pooh.
- Good morning, Pooh! - The boy said.
- I wonder whether you have a chance of vodka?
- Vodka?
- Yes, I just went and thought: "Have not Christopher
Robin randomly a little vodka? "I was just wondering.
Well, just before Christopher Robin's birthday, and
there for each guest bought a bottle of vodka, and two guests,
relatives and friends Rabbit, were still small, and they are
not released at this buhnyu, so Christopher Robin were two
bottles of vodka: "Finlandia" and "White Eagle".
- What do you like more? - Asked Christopher Robin with
Fluff.
- "Finland."
Friends drank a glass and chatted.
- By the way - said Pooh. - There, the oak, ma-a-nter
lying around. Hurt himself, when the tree fell. Accident.
Suffers, probably, the poor.
- So go killed him - suggested by Christopher Robin.
Pooh expressed full agreement.
They took a pneumatic gun for Christopher Robin, a box
bullets and went to the oak tree.
Monter was still lying on the same spot where he fell.
Nearby lay a fallen oak, around which the flying swarms of
bees, looking for the perpetrators of the incident. Neazhidanno
"Flying Patrol said the boy with a gun and a drunken bear in a
hundred meters from the oak. The bees attacked.
Christopher Robin took aim and fired a volley. Shot in
the eye one of the bee's generals - buhoy Christopher Robin shot
very nice.
Immediately they fell down forwards Bee.
- It seems the rain starts - shouted Pooh and Christopher
Robin simultaneously.
Bees were given no quarter.
After this incident, Pooh and Christopher Robin week
could not move any of its members. About binge comes at a time
forget. And maybe that's why, although I'm not quite sure,
maybe that's why Christopher Robin was left impotent.
- A bad end - said Christopher Robin.
- Yes, bad. But do not worry, be cured - comforted his
father.
Christopher Robin nodded and went along with Pooh out of
the room and Dad was soon heard heard faltering steps on the
stairs.
Nomy Graphics Limited in 1996 01/03/1996.
A Here's another small but interesting tales:
BEAR DISEASE
Late in the evening the hunter returned from the forest to the
village. Came to the oat field, looks-what is there in the
oats, dark tossing and turning? The cattle wandered far does
not follow?
Good look, father, bear in oats! Lying on his belly, front
Zagreb paws ears in his arms, tucked under him and
soset.Razvalilsya, snuffle of fun: see, taste it oat milk. In
hunter bullets with him did not happen. A small fraction (on
bird walk). Yes, the guy was brave. "Ah," thinks, "was not:
ignition lines must in the air. Do not give the same Bruins
ruin farmers. If you do not hurt, he will not touch." Attach -
both came shooting over the animal's ear. Bear with surprise
as the jump. At the edge of the strip here was a pile of
sticks, "so bear through it, the bird jumped. Head over heels,
through the head-back on its feet and into the woods without
looking back. Hunter laughed over mishkinoi hrabrastyu and
households went. And in the morning thinking: Dai have a look,
how many Toptygin oats namyal on polose.Prishel in place and
see it: with fright at the Bears upset stomach, so trail into
the woods and Tenet Went on the trail, "and the bear and there
is mertvyi. Here, then, how frightened of even the most
neozhidannosti.A powerful and dangerous creature in the forest.
(COST 175-77-92)
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