Lime Tree #09 11 января 1996

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WINSOFT NEWS - Fun - unusual oddity that had a chance encounter LORD WINTER'u. Terms of Use LIME2BBS.

   Most of the

   LIME server 2 BBS.

   Different jokes

   ZX-phone world.

   (While he's still there)



        Hello, dear readers!
This column will appear in the newspaper regularly. I do you in
warned. Relatively jokes. Can you just disappoint:
I refer to the jokes just all unusual, out of the ordinary
cases with which I have ever encountered. Very similar topic is 
in the newspaper ON-LINE, called "Page sysop" or something like 
that. Honestly, I'm from there and took the idea of ​​creating 
their headings. The only difference is that here I will talk 
only about the work LIME 2 BBS. Okay, let's jokes. 

    FUN NUMBER ONE. The other day I was literally stunned. 
Immediately remembered somewhere Alex wrote that he called some 
guy and consulted, how best to call him on the server. Isolated 
case. So, call me a friend (by the way, the list of 32 I have 
not found, I have Caller ID), and asks him to register. Well, 
at first I did not understand, thought maybe my server again 
somewhere to have written without my knowledge now, I think I 
all will be registered. In general, I ask him for what theme. 
He says, just as a user of my bibieski. ... I shocked .. Well, 
no one knows that it does not have anywhere register. I 
explained to him the situation. I is what I say: Now if all 
these were ... (It would be cool). 

    FUN number two. True, a little old, December.
In general, as you've probably heard, I have burned 12/10/1995
computer. I immediately call in the ON-LINE (then still our 
paper was unpopular) - I say burn the complex, so do not work 
anymore. And as if on purpose for three weeks in a row there 
were so many calls, you just can not imagine. And that night - 
23.00-09.00. I ofonarel AONa rewrite the morning with all those 
who called me. Well, on average, 50-60 people per night. I 
thought that ON-LINE nobody reads.


    FUN number three. In general, I have nothing against LOGO,
I really do not know who did that. But in the end this morning, 
looking through catalogs of disks A and B (server), I found six 
identical files "LOGO_BBS", six identical files "LOGOINFO", yet 
six identical files associated with the LOGO and six files 
"Ph_031", of course, identical. Three on the disc "A" and three 
on ROM "B". Cool people prikolnulis. Well, there's a bad 
connection or that, but why so much?


On this I would like to do away with the jokes and talk about 
something else. 

PEOPLE! Calling on LIME 2 BBS leaves behind ANYTHING!

I am here STEVER proposed rules napisat.Sobstvenno them a bit:

        TERMS OF USE LIME 2 BBS

1. Call to the server on schedule.

2. Before calling, look at the ON-LINE or LIMETREE, when

   server is running. If the number is fresh, then within a 
week gras    fixed valid.

3. Leave your files.

At this reserve my right to terminate.
In general topic came to an end.
Bye!!!
                        LORD WINTER