Lime Tree #05 13 декабря 1995

Experiment - EVILMAN rasskazyyvaet about his method of dating with the girls.

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                    E K S P E R I M E N T
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                    Let's get acquainted ...

   I love pochityvat various youth magazines and newspapers, 
well  and that, I'm too young. But it is not about speech.


   In a magazine I read a letter addressed to the editors of
 one guy age 16, and that boys of his age (plus or minus
 year) is simply impossible to meet in the street with normal 
de vushkami. I smiled and decided to check out this guy's 
observations  in fact.


   And here I am, quite extraordinary guy 17 years, did not 
differ  beauty or power, in short simple guy appeared on the 
streets in our city and became acquainted with the girls, with 
experience in this  actually I have not. Thus, the report of my 
work: 

   Moscow girls do not mind dating a guy on the street
 just like that, even if a few steps away from her, in a 
commercial section ki, is her boyfriend and buys her a nice 
little gift  (Although this happened to me only once, as I 
approached  mainly to odinokostoyaschim girls, or at least with 
a rugami, in short, without the guys). 

   For those who want to meet girls on the street, say
 once that the old, familiar to all method "old friend" 
tripping Vaeth bad and very rarely (I have it worked only once, 
when  I ran into a girl with that name, which I used to

 dating). By the way, guys, when meeting or use in a standard 
phrase from the movies and the "life", the girls should be  own 
approach, they do not react to the "dropped in" phrase.  
Rudeness and pressure, and silly jokes and cute nicknames for 
the value komstve with girls as inappropriate, they can earn,  
as I do in my time, the title of "goat", a good slap in the 
face, or you  can simply send ... (where? guess yourself.) 
Although there are de vushki who like rudeness, but there is 
not enough. 

   What method of dating during the experiment was the most
 successful? My personal. But for him it must be with a friend 
beforehand to talk to him, what will you learn, but he is not 
(everything happens  in this sinful world). Imagine you are 
riding the subway with a friend and  noticed a pretty girl, not 
hurrying to go out (if she  goes, and you like it, it is better 
to marry her and confess  her his feelings, and there, that God 
will give ... usually works!)  So, it does not go, and you burn 
a desire to meet her  You approach (hooked) to the girl and 
tells her that  Your friend is just crazy about her, while 
letting her know that  She does not care about you too 
(sometimes triggered reverse), but  "The matter is complicated 
by the fact that your friend is very shy and afraid to walk to 
it." You, as a faithful friend, want to help a friend "and is 
valid Shiva (otkryto!) girl advice" for others ", as he 
acquainted acquainted with her, then gently turn the 
conversation with a friend over,  offering to meet you, "just 
received an interesting translation and definition of a thief" 
... 

   Why it was necessary to negotiate with one another? Just one 
of the maiden NIS during the experiment, rather than give 
advice, went  and she met my friend, and I was left holding the 
bag. 

   And there are girls who do not care as your friend, and on
 Yourself, then it is better to admit it.

   But in general, guys, I suggest you come up with a unique 
method  approach to girls. Although ...


   ... There is another group of girls who are themselves 
familiar with the parameters rnyami. Besides lots of examples. 
All cause I will not, they are very  many (I had never met with 
the girls if they ho Teli, the very new to me, but not often). 

    To cite one example, when I was just stunned: I went to
 crowded that usual for us, the bus is not going vyho dit, as 
in the bus were three pretty girls and stood by Zadie me. When 
the driver braked abruptly, these girls were at the pile of me 
(I repeat: the bus was crowded), just "lay"  at me, which I 
habitually hissed: "OU with a brush!" (Can not remember how  
write it in English, but is pronounced that way). At this  
followed by this response: puzzled question, "What ?!..." one  
ear, "Let's get acquainted. My name is Lena. What's your?" in 
the other IDE's ear, and the third arm wrapped around me, 
connecting me  on his stomach, "not to fall ...." I'm just 
taken aback, stammered a reply:  "EVILMAN" (yes, yes, EVILMAN 
...), escaped from the shackles of these lovely  and jumped to 
two stops before ... I've been waiting to hear from them  
vosled laughter, but not heard, and turned around, saw the 
departing  Bus surprised faces of those girls ... Until now, I 
regret that  then jumped off the bus.


    Ok, replying to a letter that a normal girl on the
 street can not meet, says: "With the girls meet
 On the streets. ANOTHER QUESTION: NORMAL THEY ?...............
 This solves those who will be familiar with them! "


                                         EVILMAN, especially for

                                           newspaper "LIMETREE".