Lime Tree #03 28 ноября 1995

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HUMOR - a selection of fresh anecdotes.

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                           Yu M O R

Continue to print JOKES. ALSO CALL THEM AND FROM YOU. Authorship
RESERVED.

* In his prison cell ONE felon telling one:

     -Oh, What a My wife and I enjoy spending time AT

       BEACH! Bega, splash, Buried EACH OTHER

       In soft sand BELENKIY ... Perhaps when I get out

       FREEDOM, I will go to the place and dig IT.

* After visiting the museum two students SHARE IMPRESSED
  NIYAMI.

    - And you notice what a huge penis was at this GREEK

      STATUE?

    - Yeah, and cold cold ...

* IN AMERICA a competition Anecdotes, of exactly B 100

  WORDS. The winner was the SOLDIER, sent the following:

   "I sawed the bowl foot ... (other 96 words to say

    SERGEANT BILL WHEN sat on it.)

* In the circus ANNOUNCE THE DEATH ISSUE. SOUNDS Batabano 
fraction. 

  PUBLIC WAITING freezes. On arena there are POWERFUL Athlete,

  Behind him, clanking Hefty ALLIGATOR TEETH creeps. Athlete

  Take your pants off, OPENS ALLIGATOR PASTA, puts THERE OWN

  MEMBER AND WITH ALL YOUR herculean strength Beats CROCODILE 
Couva   Doi on the head ... HALF THE PUBLIC fainted. Athlete, 
as though 

  What had happened, dress pants, MEMBER, referring to the 
public, 

  Asked: "Well?" Who can repeat that? ". AFTER a short pause

  He got fragile woman And he said:

  - I will repeat, but with one condition: Do not hurt me,

    PLEASE Sledgehammer to the head.

Well, what to like? Then up to the next release. WAITING FOR 
AND AGAINST YOUR JOKES. Blame SAVE. SEND THEM TO THE FORMAT

ZX-WORD FOR LIME 2 BBS, a BBS ON LIME OR CHIP BBS.

                                          LORD WINTER