DUCK NEWS - On the latest games that are popular in Moscow: SEX INTIMY, ALLTIMEDOOM.
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To begin, I'll talk about the latest programs, the most
popular in the capital of our motherland and Moscow soon
expected in Kovrov.
According to rumors, one of Moscow's hacking grupa produced
software product "SEX INTIMITY", immediately became a bestseller
and colloquially called "Sex in the Computer. The program is
very easy to use: you type (this is not what you thought!)
your name, age, gender and sexual orientation, and the computer
begins to print information on the screen, showing how he
(Or she) is happy for you. His monologue is punctuated by
digitized sounds of "Oooo-CU", "O-O-OOO!", "I orgasm!" and so
forth, This will show you a scanned photo
appropriate orientation of your content.
Seeing the undoubted success of his brainchild, the firm -
the manufacturer took up a new project - "SEX INTIMITY 2"
intended for the owners of modems. His fans are waiting
sex on the computer. They believe that sex with a modem large
future and it could displace not only the sex of the computer,
but phone sex and even (!) sex in general.
Permeate the entire country rumors Spectrum options
IBM - ovskoy game "DOOM". Our Moscow source in his letter
wrote to us that finally made a complete (!) Version
game. Its author - unknown FOLK from LERESOFT. Thanks
the original data processing algorithm, it takes a game
small for a game of this type of volume - only eight disks
with loadable levels. The game has not yet gone on sale, so
as the author wants to protect his diskette from unauthorized
copying, and even (!) viewing. His game he called
"ALLTIMESDOOM", which can be translated as "thinking about
forever."
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DUCK NEWS - On the latest games that are popular in Moscow: SEX INTIMY, ALLTIMEDOOM.
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