Impulse #05 28 июля 1999

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Tips - What if the disk has fallen into the toilet, or been exposed to the equivalent test?.

          Semi PROFESSIONAL ADVICE



                         (C) NASHWILL / SIRIUS / NHG / NASHWILL 
+ LEGA 


   Hello, today I decided to write
small article on the solution of a colossal problem. Disregard
for spelling errors, if any,
The fact that this - my first article,
until that time I was afraid to write in the media,
and, of course, is very worried.

   Means that for such a problem, about which I'll be right 
there you grovel. To start, imagine the situation: you take 
your working drive with him to point to with

Wallpaper him someone stole, and when your
hand goes to the magical baton, CD
slips and falls into the toilet! It's a pity?
So much work, and all were covered. But not
hurry to get upset - that I have
one good wizard who will heal and
heal forever, seemingly poherennnuyu information!

   Where do I have such a high-tech resuscitation floppy disks 
- from personal experience, and strumenty is necessary. Here's 
how I remember ... We sit with a huckster and played in the 
WWF, I'm from his muzzle is a bloody mess I'm doing. Hungry - 
e-my, well, and I cried Granny: Granny Bring Th eat! "Five 
minutes is a cup of coffee and zhrachku, but shit, before 
reaching the table, stumbles (80 years after already) and this 
is the coffee is on my desktop drive, which were fresh, had 
just written 10 dump muzakov. Granted, this does not sort, but 
believe me, no better ... 

   Half the day I was in deep mourning, I threw on people, I 
cried, I want to die but not go on indefinitely could. And I 
thought, took out a jar of ethyl alcohol swab, and nazhdachku 
set to work. After 2 hours of effort I was rewarded - 90% of my 
disk became excellent read. Eventually, I succeeded

In this treacherous business, and now I share the methods and 
techniques with you. 


           WHAT TO DO IF THE DISC fell into the toilet or

            Was exposed LIEU OF TEST?

           (Board of Professional Professional)

1. In no case do not worry and do not
worry - since the light can be returned
any and, as the well-known classic - "There is nothing unreal."

2. Get together with thoughts and ask yourself
question: "Am I ready to begin a painstaking and
important work to restore? "

3. If "no", then claim 1, if the answer is yes, then take out 
the necessary medicines and instruments. 

       Strongly recommends that:


  To have a swab-type Tampax, nazhdachku,

  smallness of the undiluted (I know you)

  alcohol, a chisel.

4. Now, evaluate the situation:

   - If the disk has fallen into a heap with Paracha, wait 
until it dries and then chisel and carefully remove nazhdachkoy

layer of fecal matter with a magnetic surface. If everything is 
done correctly - govnetso depart neat layer will only disinfect 
the disk using alcohol and Tampaxa;


   - If the disk was poured an unidentified liquid or identify 
- use Tampaxom for dehydration of the surface, after which it 
again is a precious alcohol; 

   - If the disk has fallen zakus - Operations
similar to the case with the Parasha.

5. Inspect the disc surface - whether remains of any foreign
objects on it. If "yes", p.4.

6. Zasuvayte disk into the drive, it is desirable
Russian production - they are best suited for such operations.

7. Potrekovaya start to copy the disc on
like themselves. You will need considerable
exercise patience and use all
your skill and experience. Gently pulling the drive heads, and 
whole body feeling her move to the next track, bring it to the 
finish. 

8. After completion in any case not
express elation, let people think that you specialize in this 
kind of operations - believe me, customers are to the river you 
will be pulled. 

9. Take a deep breath, exhale for recuperation. Now you belong 
to the elite of our medicine, so the balance

alcohol simply to be taken inside


            Not recommended:


   ! taking alcohol inside before and during
time, pp.1-7.

   ! In order to save the alcohol use
yogurt and kvas.

   ! Suva disk into the drive, without pre-execution pp.4, 5.

   ! Suva in the drive plate dried
crap with the question: "And what about them can be
forgot? "

   ! lick the plaque from the turn disc.

   ! And much, much, what is not written in
in my article.


   If you invented a new way, then I
listen to any innovation. For example, I have
thinking about creating vysokomolekulrnoy
endothermic essence, restoring the magnetic particles on the 
surface of the disc. Also under development is technologically 
new device that provides automatic cleaning of faeces by 
expansion of their atoms. 

   So my door is always open to
Brothers in Mind!