Lit.Stranichka - The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Chapter 8).
Chapter Eight, in which Christopher Robin organizes
Ekskpeditsiyu and buhnyu at the North Pole.
Winnie the Pooh wandered through the forest, going to see
her boyfriend Christopher Robin and to find out if he did not
forget that some bears have to give sober. Actually, the Pooh
is cool one's coppers morning (very modest: two hundred grams
of vodka and half a tin of "AMSTERDAM NAVIGATOR "), but he
believed that the excess portion still does not harm anyone.
And now, humming the chorus of her new songs: "An hour or two
will fly like a bird, and there will be time for sober, Pooh
got to the house of Christopher Robin. Along with the green
door Winnie noticed eerie smell that filled around space.
Christopher Robin was sitting by the door, pulling on her
who had seen types Hiking Boots. Here and there they were worn
holes, through which he propagated the most terrible smell.
- Wow, Kristy, - said Pooh, holding out his paw .- Pour, huh?
Be a friend. - A parrot will not crack? - Christopher Robin
quipped. - Do not burst, do not worry - said Pooh .- No, I
mean? - By the way, Pooh, - said Christopher Robin, with
difficulty pulled his right boot to the end - right now, we all
bring down the North Pole. The expedition, you know?
- What kind of Expotition? - Outraged Pooh .- I've been not
pohmelyayus three days, and he Expotition! Kiss my anus!
- In short, Pooh - Christopher Robin snapped, pulling his
boots until the end, though, tearing at the same sole, - In
short, we go, and all. Got it?
- Got it - reluctantly, said Pooh.
- And do not "ck" and "CU"! Expedition! Picnic! Buhnya! -
Explained Christopher Robin is still doubting Pooh. The
last word very pleased with Winnie the Pooh. - What is the
North Pole? - He asked. - Well, this sort of thing that
open - said Christopher Robin, who was himself ill-conceived
that it is for thing: the school and he had two on botany.
- Bottle? - Winnie suggested.
- Almost. Listen, warn the others while I lace poglazhu,
okay? And yet we must not forget the vodka. - What is the
wiring? We Th, the telegraph? - Do not what, and
sorokogradusnuyu! Plump, short - explained Christopher Robin.
- Ah, of course! - Said Pooh happily. - And then I think some
more wiring ... Then I'll go and tell all. And he went out.
The first person he met was cheerful half-drunk Rabbit.
- Hello, Rabbit! - Said Pooh. Is that you?
- No! - Said Rabbit. - But you say that it pass.
- Tell him that he brake, and that we are going to the
Expotition to the North Pole. Importantly, do not forget about
that drink. - Okay, before, "agreed Bunny .- And where did
this suddenly? - Yes, fuck knows. In my opinion, Christy
today smallness of - said Pooh, pointedly pointing at his chin.
- Damn, have to go, but it still will not run ... - Said
Rabbit. - What else? - I'll run to Piglet, Kanga and you
say, okay? And ran the Pooh to Piglet.
He found Piglet in the company nulyak buhogo Eeyore and
more or less sober owl. They spent time on the porch of Piglet,
gambling roulette, using as a last bottle of champagne. Piglet,
although he was sober and permanently lost and angry at Eeyore
playing in his opinion, dishonest.
Piglet just lost twenty pieces, appeared as Vinnie.
- Hi all, - said Pooh, coming closer. - We go to
Expotition and take some booze! We must do something open.
- What's open? - Frightened Piglet. - Not so evil?
- Christopher Robin did not say anything about the
anger. But there but there is a "COP".
- KSA I'm not afraid when he was sober - said firmly
Piglet. And if we go with Christopher Robin, then I do not
afraid of anyone. Besides the Pooh, of course.
- Do not be scared, Piglet. Want you hurt me. Vaughn
Eeyore with you will understand, - has promised Pooh.
Some time later, all were assembled, and the expedition
started. First came Christopher Robin and Rabbit, Piglet, and
behind him Pooh, Kanga further with Roo and Owl, even further -
Eeyore, and in the end - nemerenoe number of relatives and
friends Bunny.
- I have not called, - was justified before Christopher
Rabbit Robin. - They only say that go thump, because they are
ten times more was coming ...
- Nothing, Rabbit - said Christopher Robin. - Let go.
We are all equal then the girl will need - not as in Kanga
Really! How many girls?
- Well, somewhere eighteen - figured Rabbit.
- Well, fine. Let them go back to Eeyore.
- I do something not realized - suddenly heard the voice
of Eeyore. - Christopher Robin, Do not run, but you see the
face get away with ...
Rabbit and Winnie the Pooh, Christopher Robin began to
hold, vskinuvshego gun and said that now one ass-bastard gets
smaller. Eeyore, for its part, continued to swear in address
not only Christopher Robin, but almost all members of the
expedition, including the names of all relatives and friends
Rabbit.
Finally order was restored, and Expotition tune
walked on. All its members tortured question, where did they
come, and Winnie the Pooh, in addition, tortured another
question: when will they stop and drink what was in the
backpack of Christopher Robin and in the pockets of his own.
A peal of bottles in a backpack Chief Expotition Pooh
figure out that there are about seven to ten bubbles, so that
with his own two receive very decent dose. And Pooh throwing
pathetic and very gloomy views of uneven swinging back
Christopher Robin in the hope that he feels and then stop. But
that was clearly not up to the telepathic conversation from the
beginning sober bear - Christopher Robin with apprehension felt
the rest of his breakfast with the two hundred grams of slowly
climbing up the esophagus.
- Stop - Rabbit cried, seeing that Christopher Robin has
fallen on the ground and began to ease stomach.
- Well, at last, - said Pooh happily and began to open
the backpack, Christopher Robin, had fallen near his master.
Expotition is fairly extensive forest clearing.
Nearby heard somewhere babbling creek. Rabbit, who has
undertaken function of the Deputy Chief Expotition, with the
help of Winnie the Pooh Christopher Robin dragged to the water.
After a few sips of water he became a little easier.
- Mu-u-zhiki! - Said Christopher Robin. - Here the
condition-to-three Priv-in-al! I think we should ... Well, what
we ... I ... we brought the Pooh ... Generally, pour, Pooh!
Pooh a little annoyed to see that two bottles of the
seven (Masterfully accurate forecast!) Have been defeated in
the fall, but because A total of seven! He brought two
"Rasputin", and in Christopher Robin were "Kremlin" and
"Capital", and even some with no labels.
Since the glass was only one (Pooh is always prudent to
carried it with him), then pour all of Winnie ocheredi.Kenga,
only now understand why they came here, terribly troubled and
strictly punished Roo does not approach the Pooh. However, Roo
was soon asked to use the toilet, and using permission,
penetrated to Pooh and drank put one hundred and twenty grams.
Pooh, pouring Roo Stopar, wiped away a tear and thought: "What
a spoiled young people today!"
- Everyone has got to? - Asked Pooh.
- Everyone, except me - said Eeyore. - I've recently
been drinking only Gimlet. I wonder if there was chance gimlet?
- There seems to be - said Pooh, pouring a glass of an
unmarked bottle. - Well, there it is, he - Winnie confirmed
after tasting.
Relatives and friends Bunny got only about five hundred
grams of vodka at all, that is, the seven urchins and eighteen
Protein (the latter accounted for Girls Foundation Expotition).
But, having Considering that most of them were not drinking,
and also very young, they will be quite enough. They lacked
only a mind blowing away legs.
Participants Expotition peacefully resting on the
meadow. Booze Piglet loud snoring, seated himself at the side
of Eeyore, Owl Kenge told recipe for beer, although it is not
Kanga and listen, but Roo was lost in thought over the surface
of the river and thought blevanut or not blevanut. Winnie the
Pooh for a long time looking after the girl in the crowd of
relatives and friends Bunny and selecting, at last one, dragged
to dance.
Meanwhile, almost sober Rabbit whispered a few words
razomlevshemu Christopher Robin, and they moved aside.
- I do not want to talk at all, - has explained Bunny.
- So? - Asked Christopher Robin, ill understand what was
wanted of him.
- Robin, you're drunk - unequivocally Rabbit.
- Who, me? - Outraged by Christopher Robin. - I'm not
drunk, I'm just a little drunk ...
- Certainly, of course - with a twist "said Rabbit. - FIG
You brought them here? Yes put more vodka? Yes, they are also
here this will! Look for Pooh that he Sashka insect gets up!
- This section. S, is, selfish. Th! - Said Christopher
Robin in Pooh's address, seeing. - Yes I am right now ...
Disassembly would be inevitable, if not there was one
small event. Roo, misinformed her vestibular apparatus, made a
wrong move and fell in vodu.Podhvachenny course, he was quickly
disposed toward the dam.
- En fallen into the water, - stated Rabbit.
Kanga nearly fainted, and then became a frantic
irregularly worn on the beach, shouting: "Roo, dear, you all
right?" on that should not have any answer.
- So, quick, do something! - Disposed of on the shore of
Rabbit.
Winnie and Christopher Robin in response to this, both
ran into the water to help Roo. But Winnie said that
Christopher Robin is swimming faster, and sent his mate, saying
that he not jumped on the signal, and Pooh swim much faster.
Christopher Robin saw it as a challenge for the tournament, and
they swam on the dispute to the opposite shore.
Meanwhile, Eeyore decided to go with hands-Pooh Sasha
insects, but alas - he did not hurt vyshlo.Sashka said that
drinking should be smaller, and Eeyore comforted her, saying
that through week he would again be able to own them.
A rabbit in a few minutes, pulled out of the water of
all four: Roo, Pooh, Christopher Robin and Kanga, who tried to
jump over a river.
Friends of the Earth's axis is urgently found and put on
her plate with the inscription:
Here we were:
Christopher Robin, Pooh, Rabbit,
Piglet, Kanga, RU, Owl, Eeyore,
Sashka Bugs AND OTHERS.
EAST 17 IS THE BEST!!!
After that, Rabbit and Kanga took all the houses. And
Tiny Ru (although I'm not so sure), had to be taken
immediately, "Bittner," and go to sleep.
And in the morning all was the Ono!
Nomy Graphics Limited 03.03.96.
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