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WHY THE DOG LICKS YOUR ASS??
Because he knows that in five minutes he will have to lick YOU
In the face.
* Family gathered at the table for dinner. Vovochka thought and
thought,
And he said:
-MAMA ALSO HELICOPTER, ALL MAKES AND DADDY AND MAKE THIS
...,- Leisure time prop SMYSLENNY gesture. MAMA, Ninny,
faints. A Vovochka
Thought again and says:
-PAPA DO HELICOPTER, ALL EB + # @ T, A an MA HERE AGAIN MAKES
...,-
Unequivocal gesture. PAPA DO IN OBMOROKE.VOVOCHKA:
Sisters-HELICOPTER IN MOUTH AND TAKES ALL DAET.-OH, SISTER
ALSO faints.
Vova-DO HELICOPTER, NAPIZ> [A, and sleep will go.
* Crawls PEOPLE ON THE DESERT, half dead from thirst, asks:
-WATER ... WATER ...
In the heart of the desert meets HIS BOY, which trade
TIES:
-BUY TIE, only 5 bucks!
-WATER ... WATER ... -Asks a person.
SELLER LOOKING AT HIM AND SAYS:
-SEE, man, you in a bad FORM. That's what, take COUPLE TIE
FOR FIVE!
"No," says poor fellow, "I NEED WATER - and crawls ON.
THROUGH A FEW MILES SEES: standing in the middle DESERT LUXURY
RESTAURANT. THE MAN WITH THE LABOUR crawls up the steps and
from the settlement Lednev FORCES knocking at the door. OPENS
PORTER:
-WATER ... WATER ...
-Sorry, sir, - PORTER ANSWERS - WE JUST LOG IN
Tie.
* Captain, returned from round the world
TRAVEL Meet my friend.
- Are you so sad? , Asked one.
- WHEN moored to AFRICA, I was raped MONKEY ...
- Well you Do not worry, everything will remain in the
mystery - APE did not
SPOKEN.
- YES, DO NOT SAY ... And not writing ... And Do not call ...
ALL
FORGOT ...
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