PARADE *** JOKES ***
Rural Catholic priest sees the
bus stop, his young parishioner with a suitcase.
- Where are you going, my daughter?
- In the city, holy father. I want to become a pro ..
- Who?
- Prostitute.
- Thank God! And I really thought it was - Protestant!
*
On the screen a wonderful heroine discharge
unfaithful lover revolver.
His face turned to the audience, she said, trembling voice:
- God, what do I do now?
- Inspect the weapons and return to the starting line - there
was a grim commander a voice from the hall.
*
- Hello, where am I?
- This store bras.
- Sorry, I mixed up the number ...
- Never mind, bring, we replace!
*
Talk to two friends.
- The only thing I can reproach
her fiance, so it is that it is poorly
shaven.
- And you try even once to visit him
on a date in time.
*
Neighbor neighbor:
- Friend, lend me a TV please!
- Well, when you come back?
- Yes, I only watch the movie.
- Which movie?
- "Santa Barbara!"
*
The husband comes home from work, quickly removes
clothes, sits in a chair, turns on the TV, and there begins a
football match.
The wife says:
- And I know the score! On the radio reported, do you want to
say?
- No way! I myself want to see!
- Yes, please, look all you want.
Still did not score ...
*
- You know, in our theater set
such unfrequented play ...
- It is an understatement. When I called the cashier and
asked what time it starts, I was told: "And when you're
comfortable?"
*
Doorbell.
- Who's there?
- It's me, your husband from a trip.
- It's not true, my husband's voice thin,
and yours - thick and coarse. Well, come.
*
Is a man on the street, from behind a fence a voice:
"Green up ..." - And so every twenty
minutes.
Peered over the fence - and there is an ensign trees planted.
*
- From, klyati Muscovites ...
- You have heard a summary of the new
Ukrainian Constitution.
*
- How do you distinguish the real from the fake hryvnia?
- Take a sheet of A4 paper, it is placed with the image of
the hryvnia politician up and encircled with a piece of fat on
the perimeter. If the person depicted on the bill, eyes will
follow the lard then the real torque.
*
Two girls talking:
- The dog I want!
- I'm a Georgian ...
Georgians attending:
- The girls! Av-Av ...
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01.08.98g Gloom Demons
Reprinted from the newspaper "KALEIDOSCOPE"
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