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CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT THE SERVICE? Teach me DANCE ROCK-N-ROLL.
-I myself do not know how.
-YOU ME RAZYGRYVAESH. I saw you once danced in the bathroom. It
was great! A, I'm on the soap arrived.
*
GO OPERATION. SURGEON ASSISTANT:
-SKALPIL, clamps, forceps, CLIP, SCISSORS, saw, chisel, hammer,
KEY FOR 17 KEY ON 24 ...
*
About B b I'm In A Definition:
SROCHNO SELL MOUSE In excellent condition, with all bells and
whistles: ABS, CENTRAL CASTLE, MYSHEMAGNITOLA FIRM
"Fushi-MOUSE, Mileage 5000km.
*
FITS one Georgian to another:
-Hey, Vano, YOUR SON JUST THAT TREE
Fell.
-Where, VNYZ?
*
SHTIRLITS Molchan ... He loved to listen to the voice
Behind the scenes.
*
-Who are you?
-Mayor Luzhkov.
-NO SUCH Luzhkov?
*
WHAT DIMA-boxer? He has such Tripping
FNL!
No, he washes the windows in a brothel.
*
Matroskin sits on ZAVALENKE reading a newspaper: "OVER
Prostokvashino was hit by a Boeing 747. Well, a ball! OH,
OHOTNICHEK!
*
-ALLO, a bar ???!!
-NO.
-27-17-32?
-NO.
A EURO DECLINES THEN HANG UP ???!!
*
-What can I tell Dad when he learned THAT YOU
Broke his CAR?
Swearing-LOWER?
-Of course.
-Word.
*
-DOCTOR, YOU HAVE ENEMIES?
Yes. But their remains a little.
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-Mom, I never leave you with the pope!
SO, do not you dare threaten his PARENTS!
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-MA, in a bucket of milk fell a mouse.
-YOU MOUSE lift it out?
No, I threw the cat.
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A boy, what's your name?
SILENCE.
-Where do you live?
-Peter.
-YOU THAT THE BRAKE?
-In next door ..
*
- What happened to your submarine
uncle?
- I saw yesterday came the destroyer?
- Well, see!
- But my uncle did not see.
*
Chief of the Military Academy call for
phone:
- One of your students detained during
attempt to rape a woman.
- Excuse me, while trying to rape or Vania?
- When you try!
- It is not our listeners.
*
Meeting in the village council.
Chairman:
- Word asks former banderovets Panas
Golovko.
Screams from the audience:
- No! Bandera's words do not give!
Chairman:
- But he wants to address the environmental
theme.
- Then let him speak.
Panas Golovko:
- Boys, take care of the forest! They are still with us good!
*
Ukraine's parliament hears report on the environmental
situation in the republic. Reporter: - Shaw was set
fox-vyrubyly, sho was r rikami dry. Nema de Muscovite povisyty,
dumb de vtopyty.
*
Vovochka:
- Dad, there was a cologne. Have not you seen?
- Well, duck ... ahem!
*
The bell rings. K Devery suitable grandmother, looks into the
eye - there are two goons. - Who's there?
- We are from the morgue
- And we have no one died.
- And we have a plan.
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