Think #01 09 сентября 1997

Antiskazki - Antiskazki: Puss in Boots, Cinderella or Crystal Slipper, According to Pike, Repka, Tinder Box, Gingerbread Man.

              ANTISKAZKI



       with morality on the way to the market



      Antiskazka - the code name exists an interpretation of 
the popular fairy tale  the plot when he develops 
nontraditional tionally and at the same time, logically the 
consistency vorechivo. 



               Puss in Boots



     - And yet I was assured - said the Cat in
Giant boots - but this was something I could not
I can not believe - that you seem to know how
turn even the smallest animals. Well, for example, make a 
mouse. I must say popravde that I think it is absolutely 
impossible. 

     - Ah, here's how! Impossible? - Asked the Giant. - Come 
on, look! 

     And at the same instant the Giant turned into a mouse. Cat 
chased her, but mouse, gleefully giggling, flew to the ceiling,

because it was flying.


     Moral: If you want to achieve
proper execution of the order, articulate the technical 
requirements as possible exactly.




     Cinderella or Crystal Shoe



     Prince commanded to declare publicly, to the sound of 
trumpets and fanfare, that the girl who will have to fit a 
crystal slipper, would become his wife. 


     Of course, the first shoe made
measure the princesses, then the duchess, then the court 
ladies, but all in vain: he was too small and the duchess, and 
Princesses and ladies of the court. 


     Until the queue reaches Cinderella
nimble daughter of a maid of honor tried on
Slipper and ... "Wonderful!" He came to her at the time.


     The Prince was about to reluctantly
fulfill its promise, but could not:
freylinskoy daughter had just knocked
ten years.



     Moral: There is a set A of all
girls and young women of marriageable set B
age.


     Clearly, B - non-empty set,
ie it is a proper part of A. To those who do not know, just a 
bit early to get married. 



             Wave of the wand



     Emelya went to fetch water. Just threw a bucket in the 
hole, as he caught big pike. Glad Emelya:


     - Navara-ka of this pike soup. Nice ear will be bold!

     The pike splashed its tail in a bucket and
says the human voice (where is she
to know in what region it skidded):

     - Release me, youngster, and I'll
make you a rich man!

     Emelya, of course, understood nothing, and
ate a pike.


     Moral: Knowledge of foreign languages
sometimes it can bring substantial benefits.



                 Röpke



     My grandfather planted a turnip. Turnip rose
big-very big. Became the grandfather of the turnip
land pull. Pull-pull - pull
can not. My grandfather called Granny, her granddaughter, bugs, 
cat and mouse. Mouse over a cat, cat for bugs, Zhuchka for her 
granddaughter, granddaughter of Granny, Grandma for Dedkov, 
Dedkov for turnip, grabbed, pulled, - tops come off,

and they're all at each other and fell. Repka same - not budge.


     Moral: To predict how behaves a real solid body under 
stress, it is possible only if the diagram compression tests, 
tension, using the methods of calculation developed in the 
science of strength of materials. 



                 Tinder Box



     ... Opened the first door and entered the room. Middle of 
the room chest standing on the chest sits a dog. Eyes

She, like two saucer ...

     - Well, the monster - the soldier said,
grabbed the dog and instantly put it on
witch's apron.

     Then the dog grew quiet, soldiers opened the trunk and 
began to pull money out. Scored his pockets full of copper 
Money from the chest and once again put on his dog and went 
into another room. 

     Pockets he had big, soldiers - each with a capacity of 
about two liters (cubic decimeters that is).

A uniform procedure was poiznosivshiysya.
Therefore, before he could take a step and, as
pockets under the weight of broken (the density of copper still 
- 8.8 kg / dm), and all spilled ...


     In another room was full of
silver. Soldier to fill the pockets are no longer
could, filled a knapsack. Satchel was not large and
not small: something about 20 kub.dm.
Groaning, he barely Perevoloka his burden in
the third room (please note - the density of silver - 10.5 kg / 
dm, and a knapsack weighed good 200 kg) ...


     Heavens, how much there was gold!
Soldiers poured out of his knapsack and silver coins began to 
fill it with gold. And do not just pack: bulk gold and cap

and boots. In the pack entered quintal that way
Three and a half (the density of gold -
19.3), but in his cap, which was in volume
liters of seven - one hundred and thirty pounds.
Over the tops of his boots fit what some forty pounds ... Add 
your own weight Soldier - kilograms shetsot typed. 


     Independently to budge
The soldier, of course, could not. One was
hope - for superhuman strength
Witches, which was supposed to pull it out
Dungeon rope.


     Witch pull their socks up and pulled out ...
would be (after all, a witch), but the rope does
was not designed for six quintals
load and burst at the most crucial
moment.


     So soldier and remained in the cave.


     Moral: For the rational
profit is not enough to know the basics of political economy 
(the monetary function of metals The soldier was well known): 
the basic information of the natural sciences are also 
necessary. 



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     Gingerbread Man and of the grandmothers left, and left my 
grandfather. Of bear and wolf - a fortiori gone. Only on Fox 
could not be so just go away.



     Lured him straight to the cunning fox
himself in the mouth and voznamerilas eat.
Bite it bun ... and spit out: as long bun from Grandma, 
Grandpa, bears and wolves running around - utterly petrified. 


     Moral: If you need to freshen up stale bread, wrap it in 
wet cloth and place a few minutes in a hot oven.