Body #05 14 июня 1997

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Let's laugh - Answers to the puzzles GIVER'a second number.

                      LET laugh

(C) BAZOFT MDM 270-95-12

Hurray! COME TO MY LETTER HEADINGS GIVER'A! ANOTHER COMRADE
Decided to try at least some way reach the first
PLACE OF MY KONKURSA.I HE IS NOT obtained through
ONLY the fact that all answers were absolutely true, but very
Funny Comments to these OTVETAMI.BOLSHOE THANKS, GIVER!

FROM: GIVER
TO: BODY
... Well, I will conclude my message posted on zadachki.Ya well 
understood, If puzzles with gags, then answers should be in 
jokes ... So I tried to do, although from a mathematical point 
of view, my answers (I hope most) of the same are correct. I

I think that not all my sharpness turned out successful and 
funny, but I hope that at least some of them will cause a smile 
... ------------------- Second number:

1) 817 !!!... swearing parrot obviously not flintovsky, and the 
boatswain P-P-AS Roma ....

- 2) for ten buckets on the snout !.... But there appeared 
drunk Dobrynya Nikitich and drowned all of the remaining 30 
liters ... - 3) obscene riddles: 18 cm ... Yes, Uncle Gregory, 
this is not Uncle Stepa! - 4) 25 old woman rolled on 
halyavu.Hotya imagine this picture: 40 babus break into the 
bus, 8 are in place to cage for coupons and other screaming 
that they have travel! PS: Maybe those that have bought 
tickets, they were not struck, and then halyavschits is 33 
pieces! :) - 5) Poor, poor cactus ... Mean-spirited pioneer 
intention Fyodor his break, but the cactus was able to fend for 
themselves! Fyodor now long to be sleep on your stomach and 
stand in the classroom, so how to get in the ass one third of 
the 1,584 needles, you do not Khukhra-muhry ... :) - 6) to the 
neighbors received 12 cockroaches, but they soon return with 
their neighbors' friends and then much to answer for his 
Granddaddy behavior ...

- 7) In-in! Direct continuation of the ... In Troop Avengers 
was 56 cockroaches ... Soon grandfather /..../ dream ...

- 8) Postadalo 13 guests, but I think those that jumped received
on portions of salad ... But most of all suffered Masha, which
then forced to eat salad scattered ...
- 9) 60 gnusikov.
You can only say: "Glyma sorry !!!..."
- 10) Vovik pulled 23 times, but now it postrigut under zero and
will count the same cuffs ...:)
- 11) lose a bet Baba Yaga kvass barrel, but then was drunk
Dobrynya and broke everything and everyone ... :)
- 12) 1 brick flew 24 meters (no /..../ are currently 
Malchenko), and the second 18 meters! Hopefully in the next 
round of play, "Dogon me Brick, wins friendship and the two 
boys fall into the goal ... - 13) There are 12 tablespoons of 
semolina, and poor Masha again have responsible for their 
antics ... - 14) "Little" girl broke an antique suite of 7

furniture, and now guess how many teeth she would have
embossed and ribs broken when her spoymayut those same Bears ...

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Strange, but for some reason nobody has answered a Puzzles, 
written in The first issue.


                              Come on, Come on!
                Be bold, Be bold, go for it!
                  And do not forget about the prize!
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     Whew now look tables play in the contest:


     *** UP TO THE SECOND CONTEST ***********************

     * 1 PLACE .............. GIVER ............. 14 points. *

     * 2 PLACE .............. SPECTRE ........... 12 points. *

     * 3 PLACE .............. BROM ............... 8 points. *

     * 4 PLACE .............. SERGEY STURM ....... 2 points. *

     * 5 PLACE .............. WHO NEXT ???................ *

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