solid jokes - 18 anedotov. Announcement - What will happen in the next issue.
SOLID FUN
(C) UNKNOWN
(R) KOLOVRAT
PREFACE.
Dear Reader!
Universal computerization of native spaces and domestic
vesey led to an unprecedented upliftment of Soviet man -
Eternal Builder brighter future. Now, after the overthrow of
neofeodalizma bogey, the whole country with joy and enthusiasm
unprecedented peers into the looming paralysis of the global
economy. "They do not feed us!" - Happily vosklikayut
pessimists. And this, Comrades, is correct. On this fertile
soil full flower bloom representatives of the world's
kitsch-Mitki-wing pro-Western orientation.
Do not miss! Pay attention to the depth of expression,
which permeated these plain, at first glance, the plots!
How much light in them and the inner beauty! A favorite saying
Comrade 'command coma, one of the main characters in the cycle:
"Duc, shell cheap!". What a mastery of the native speech, what
an amazing degree of organic fusion of folklore, fantastic
places, from the purely technical information.
That is why the editorial welcomes the emergence of a new
genre domestic fiction, and wishing to pass for a connoisseur
of such circles (Sometimes called, in English, although it is
not entirely true) humor provides its product page, "The
Parable of the computer residents. "
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When Digger broke both his legs, he began to move around on
wheels.
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- Corrected Comrade Command Com - Digger said, considering a
passing comrade coma.
- At 2.7 pounds - has identified the commander of Norton.
- So what song we will sing today, Norton? - Asked
Digger.
- Duc - Norton said the commander, - Yankee Doodle.
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Comrade Command Com lived on a floppy disk system and led a
disorderly life, why, and he suffered. Bitten, he went to the
doctor Aidstetstu. Planted a doctor friend Aidstest coma in a
high chair, took him by the jaw:
- And now - he says - tell me: "Format ah-ah-ah-ah:".
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- Do you think that Norton, who we'll be in my next life? -
so ask Digger Norton Commander.
- Duc, - said the commander of Norton, pressing
Control-AltDel ...
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- Do not you remember you first version of DOS, comrade
whom? - Asked fellow Digger 'command of Com.
- No, - he cried - just a song from her left - and he sang:
"Operating system, DOS, Ver. Doce, and my grandmother is
healthy ..."
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Sit as a Digger, Norton Commander and comrade Command Com,
and going by his father Vyndouz. "Sit down, - he says. - Well,
well. Soon all 'll sit beneath me. "No one so he did not reply.
One comrade Command Com spat and cursed dirty. "Come, come,
- he said - the shell is cheap."
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Once asked fellow Digger 'command coma: "Why did you
Comrade Command Combe, the father Vyndouza do not like? "."
Mice from He stinks, he answered quickly, but, on reflection,
added, - the shell from the cheap ".
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"Gentlemen, - said the commander of the Norton Commando
Digger and someone whom - yesterday was a great Russification.
Ordered to all give Russian names. "They began to think. Well,
Norton commander immediately called Lieutenant North, so Digger
Digger and left. And here is someone whom no Russian Commando
name is not liked. I wanted to name him Ivan Komovi, but angry
He: "Shells - screams - cheap! mice kindled!".
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- Where the money matters? - Rudely asked Norton Commander
Digger.
- Duc, ate ...
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All day, Comrade Command Com went enlightened. A met
sad father Vyndouza even asked sympathetically:
- Or what happened, sir?
- All the icons were stolen, - the father said Vyndouz and
wept.
- Oh, they are heathen, - happily sympathetic comrade Command
Com - Oh, they shell cheap!
And his mustache fun moving.
*
Only met Digger, Comrade Command and commander of Combe
Norton beer to drink, as the window to knock him.
- There isn't enouth room! - Shouted the commander of
Norton, seeing window hated puppet father Vyndouza.
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(From the biography of the great traveler's companion
'command Coma)
He went as a companion Command Com in Africa, and there he
was bitten Format fly Tse-Tse.
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- It is true that Ventura had given herself to his father
Vyndouzu? - Asked Norton Commander Comrade 'command of Com.
- Duc, - he answered - Publisher Publisher it is.
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(From the Life of silicon addicts.)
- Bad, Norton?
- Tusknyak, Comrade Command Com.
- Come to the diggers. It even has wheels.
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Went as a Gold Digger to steal, but fell asleep.
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When the commander of Norton left alone, he fell ill star
disease.
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About zverushek:
Bat slapped the wall with all his lies on the floor at
skirting and moans: "Damn, I have with this player when ubyus
something ... "
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How about three hippo decided to talk about women. One says,
he likes thick begemotihi, because they strengthen easier.
Another said he loves to lean, to be able to embrace. A third
listening, listening, and says: "And I, brothers, monkey love"
-??
- I pin, I had finished, they burst.
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