Video - Action "Exchange".
Interview - An Interview with RAINDEX'om.
Versions - 2 - 2 versions of the game: E-MOTION.
solid jokes - 11 jokes ...
Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
ENLIGHT'96 best 4 demo.
HIDDEN PART - Farewell RINDEX'a with readers ...
VIDEO.
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Remember, in the last issue we are talking about the film
"Russian Godfather," about the struggle of our mafia in
America, and today it will come up about this fight.
Apparently, none of their directors and script writer does not
sleep, our mafia. And the film - is Action, which is called
"Exchange" (another name of the movie - maximum risk). Starring
- Jean-Claude Van Damme.
There once was an ordinary policeman (who knew?). He lived
in France. But then one day, his twin brother, whom he
and did not know, died before getting it (like good news to his
brothers appearance). Not just died, so chase after him ... And
so it French brother decided to ask her mom, how did it happen?
She told him that two people she had not nursed, and she gave
brother in a Russian family that emigrated to further - to
America. He goes there to look, someone had killed his brother
and for what. It turns out his brother was in the Russian
mafia, and decided to go out and with the surrender of all with
the giblets. But they look like, because the twins ... And he
decided to kill (again).
In general a good fighter. Unfortunately, the film is not a
license and the recording quality leaves much to be desired. I
advise you to look at.
INTERVIEWS
(C)??? (Anonymously)
(C) RINDEX
Today we decided to finally hold an interview with former
editor-MAXIMUM - RINDEX'om.
In> Actually, almost every interview starts with the question
of whether how did you get on the Spectrum platform. But since
there is nothing in the head never at a loss, I ask you this
question.
About> How do I? It was a long time, since the year 198 ...
some, I am now and I do not remember. My friend bought the CD
and then invited me to check out this miracle. I then thought
it was a cool machine, but as then found out we were wrong.
Well, that my head did not come thought buy the CD. Then my
friends, one after another began to take the Spectrum. When I
saw the Spectrum in (the first game I saw was METAL ARMY), I
realized this must be taken. And in 1991, the year I Delta
bought a computer and 48K ... was my first game at the
Spectrum, METAL ARMY course. By the way, a bad game.
B> And then what?
About> then? And then in 1992, it seems, I bought the Pentagon
and 128K floppy drive, and living became more cheerful. But
then I was disappointed in him. I did not liked his failures,
and the wiring diagram AY was not the most the best and I asked
a friend to collect me PROFI, which he did. And now that same
PROFI is my so far, but have never broke down, ugh, ugh, ugh.
B> Well, enough about computers. Let's talk about how
have you decided to produce MAXIMUM, because the popularity of
ON-LINE was very high (newspaper LIME TREE based on a poll, it
avoided the more than two times). You decided to create
something more steeply than the ON-LINE, or what?
O> (Laughs) Oh no. ON-LINE was the first newspaper appeared on
the Spectrum and its popularity is very high. But other
newspapers In my opinion, were far from ideal. Say anything bad
about them will not, but then I read mostly ON-LINE. And then
to my mind wandered a thought, but if you make one more
newspaper. But it was necessary to do so to please everybody.
And now One day the first issue of MAXIMUM. Of course, the
first attempt turned out a little lumpy, but these numbers were
just a feast for the eyes.
B> Yes. It seems the fifth issue was published thrice reader,
and indeed All rooms have a MAXIMUM of two that was too much
material?
About> What material was indeed a lot. I remember that when I
came number five, I started calling friends spektrumisty and
say that they say you are there at all muzzy, read too much
laziness, etc.
B> And what we're all about ON-LINE? Where did the name MAXIMUM?
About> Invented RAVER. And for a more intelligible explanation
of advise to read the fifth issue NICRON'a.
In> the way of NICRON'e. How do you like this newspaper?
About> And we started a lot steeper. No offense. But I think
NICRON'a still ahead, here are the latest numbers are out
already two reader. Although to me begin to come is not very
good thoughts about the newspaper. Repetition section
Razbiralka, especially since the game BLINKEY'S we have
described in a 15-m room ... All - time will tell.
B> Now the big question. Why did it happen that you're gone
of MAXIMUM'a?
O> Oh. Here you can talk very long, but I'll try to say
in a nutshell. The main reason - is the lack of letters from
readers. You know, very sad to make a newspaper as if to
himself. Like all She likes all her reading, but here are all
too lazy to write a letter.
In> But many people may simply not know what to write.
About> Well I do not know, earlier I used to know. See all
editions tezhe ON-LINE. How much is written.
In> But Spectrum issues involved is ON-LINE.
About> Right. But you can write anything else. Or fantasies no
one? And some of Spectrum, as you say, the questions can be
published.
B> This is all the reason you left? Or is there still any?
O> Of course there is. But the main reason - the lack of
letters from readers. Write, do not ruin the newspaper! After
all, your letter, just like balm to the soul.
In "A any more reasons?
About> Misc. Lack of free time. Soon the New Year. At the end of
all - have to go to work, sit at home I'm tired, etc.
In> But some say that you go to another platform.
Is this true?
About> None. I'm staying on the Spectrum, although another
machine should be taken. But I will stay on the Speccy!
In "A no desire to do even any newspaper, for example, quite
not like a MAXIMUM?
About> Actually, I never thought about it. Oh, no, no.
B> And what prevents from MAXIMUM'a make the magazine?
About> History? Desires that never was and never will. Do we
have little magazines? Yes, and what the magazine will come out
every week?
B> Why every week? Monthly magazine. Collect more
Information and ...
About> None. Moscow already has a very good magazine - is
SPECTROFON. I think better than him, nobody does.
In "A ZX-FORMAT?
About> What ZX-FORMAT. The first three numbers were really very
steep, but the fourth ... Although I have not seen 4.5, but
when I saw the twentieth SPECTROFON, I have again fallen away
doubts about the what a magazine is better.
In "A FAULTLESS?
O> (Laughs) What do you mean, sdurel. When I saw the third
number, I immediately understood - the magazine was killed.
There is nothing good or not. Why I need these POKES? And you
look analysis of toys in the third issue. They're all written
off from the collections of the "500 games". Maybe in the
Ukraine and he is a worthy competitor SPECTROFON'u and
ZXFORMAT'u, but in Moscow ... Work at least those I know adhere
to this viewpoint. Is it possible to make the magazine quite
similar to these two editions?
In> But in MAXIMUM also have similar sections as in ONLINE. I'm
talking about "List of BBS", "Razbiralke" and "Advertising."
About> Here you are in the top ten hit. I am also the section
"Nove"? " wanted to do.
In "A what prevented? Will select the whole grain from ON-LINE,
before you know it, and closes.
About> Here in this and I did not do it. :) But here's advice
to those who will do this section in the ON-LINE. I do not know
how you pull out games that are describing may be buying,
although it vryatli, but can - rewriting. But do you need so.
Take a new drive from MAGIC SOFT'a and SOFTSTAR'a, and
literally write all the games that you see on those disks.
Certainly do not write those have already been (it often
suffers from SOFTSTAR). Why, for instance, I did not see in the
"Nove"? " Russian language version Games SEYMOUR: WILD WEST
ADVENTURE, which Russified FFC COMPUTERS??? I can even give
examples. Yes, I think that MAGIC SOFT'am and SOFTSTAR'u in
their interest to publish the games which have just appeared
for sale. And I say all this to the fact that when I saw this
section in the 59 th issue of ON-LINE me as much became ill. On
each play is written by two or three lines and all. Well where
will it fit! It feels like to write this review five minutes.
B> Somewhere you're really right, but you never responded to my
the question of identical sections.
On the> answer. Where did the list of BBS? ON-LINE came out on
Monday, and people calling in that day to wake a sleeping
sysop. MAXIMUM is the way out first on Sunday, then on
Saturday, and much later on Friday. Yes, and a list of BBS
immediately increased our parish.
In> But now MAXIMUM goes on Monday. And what about "sleepers
Sysops?
About> And on Friday comes NICRON! And we, in turn, add to
this list of those BBS, they forget to write back, or vice
versa. And the popularity of newspapers now is that as the
ON-LINE, not due to a single list BBS people have read.
In> Ok, understood. Well, what about ostalnyi sections?
About> About Razbiralke. I confess - is sinful. But I think
OLDMAN not offended. Yes, and analysis of new toys, I think not
hurt, especially where You can still see the analysis of
managerial football.
B> B SPECTROFON'e # 19.
About> Well that's all. I have not seen anywhere else. And this
kind of games, not so and does not popular. Look how many
emails all at the same SPECTROFON occurred in this matter. And
to the "Advertising". So what kind of newspaper and no
advertising in our time.
In> How do you feel about such a fashion in recent times, it's
better - AMIGA or IBM?
On "A no how. Who would I not talking about AMIGA, I always have
one iron argument: why in almost all games AMIGA-plane? Games
such as DOOM, there or miserable, or - the brake. I agree,
plane games are very beautiful, but now ... But okay. And four
channels for the music somehow not enough. Although my opinion
I always keep to themselves. If someone does not agree, then
for sure how many people - so ... Although IBM and I do not
believe in the ideal, with graphics from him a little out of
order, AMIGA on schedule, of course, in cooler.
In> But how much more will stretch the Spectrum?
On> Year. Although maybe I'm wrong, God forbid ...
B> A there is so little else?
O> I talked about Moscow, and not about the entire country and
beyond. In Moscow, the richer the public and the Spectrum is no
longer as popular as the AMIGA and IBM. But Easten Patriots
will be sitting down Spectrum until his death. But maybe I'm
not right. It is better to ask our readers.
In "A ZXNet? Is the modem does not give the Spectrum is a
second wind?
About> This is due to network ZXNet now lives Spectrum in
Moscow. I I do not know what will happen after the New Year,
when I pay the phone constantly, but if the board is high, I
think that not everyone will keep sysop BBS.
B> What do you do?
About> HAYES Connect the modem to the Spectrum, or hope for our
MGTS that it does not make a high price for a phone. Although
in the latter - I'm not sure. They would only disrupt the
larger the jackpot, not the relationship improved.
B> That's correct. But how will MAXIMUM-something without you?
About> How? And no how! Joke. He will do CDS, API. Although I
also offered them to close the newspaper, but they refused.
As> Does not it seem to you that MAXIMUM bu ...
About> No! This question I ask is not necessary. I'm on it you
reply I will not give.
B> Good. And you're not going to come back after some time
MAXIMUM?
O> I never thought about it. Time will tell. Now I still believe
no. Well maybe just make a huge 50-th number of sectors both at
fifteen hundred.
In> Now, at the expense of reading room. Why have you abandoned
is not so bad reading room, which made OLDMAN?
About> It only 48K. A MAXIMUM it does not fit, so I
Paul offered to make a new reading room to the whole text in it
placed. And so he came up with color.
In> But it is inferior in speed.
O> Of course, the whole thing in color. But the colored paper
is better read than black and white.
B> Well, what do you think about ENLIGHT'96?
About> Why say something? I was not there.
B> You do not understand the question. What do you think about
music, demah and graphics.
On the> graphics I have not seen, and say it, I can not do
anything. Demos. Well here's my questions to those people who
did such demos as ICE CREAM, MADE IN KAZAN, MIRACLE, and
especially DAF. You what? Just wanted to light the his name or
what? If I sitting in the judging, it would simply have sent
these comrades far away from his work, and DAF ... Uh, when I
saw "it" in I just ran out of all normal words. Bravo RAMBO!
You know, America is in such a prize as the Oscar. His hand
over the best directors, performers, roles, etc. And there -
the golden raspberry. But it handed reverse the worst. So,
Razzie You'd take it for sure. And yet. Why was not shown deme
FAST CODE? After all, done it pretty well. The only thing that
upset, because it is a slow decompression, but otherwise all
o'key. I here a little thought, and yet MIRACLE could be higher
and take place, although the demo does not pull on ENLIGHT.
In "A music?
About> The music the same problem as with the demo, only worse.
I again I will not point the finger at the last place. Listen
these "melodies" and everything will become clear, but that is
the question. Why do some songs, such as MALIKOV by SLASH, I've
heard (in Game NAVY SEALS A'B version PRESTIGE)??? There is
yet. Huh? But after ENLIGHT'a mozhno music put in anywhere, of
course, with the consent author, but to ... General - dark
wood. A little advice to all those who will exhibit their work
next year, of course it does not apply to RUSH, CODEBUSTERS,
etc., if you can not do - it is better not to climb. Not
pozorte country! And best of show their friends, whether they
like your product or not. A RAMBO is better not to approach the
computer - it is contraindicated, analyzers Deme, what a
nightmare!
In "A Do not you think that you're a little ...
About> No! I said what I think. If I'm wrong, show me.
B> Okay. And the last question. Your future plans.
About> Future plans ... My future plans for the Spectrum is no
have no relationship, and, thus, what about telling them
something.
Version # 2
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That's the latest version of the game, which I now describe.
Title it is - "E-MOTION".
Version 1. Did in ancient times Laptev. All anything,
but cheat'a not, although in those days and did not know what
it is. It takes 146 sectors.
Version 2. Did the guys from the CPS HACKERS GROUP. When
loading plays Muzychka and who is not in terpezh can simply
press SPACE and ... oblamayutsya with cheat'om. It is better to
let them finish the Muzychka until the end. It takes a 144
sector.
SOLID FUN # 2
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Said that the foreigners never slept, but the other day in
bed, in the midst of passion, whispers to me: "Oh, Yes, Yes
..."
Said that the cottage with her mother went, and returned all
in aspirated. "Strange - I say - you have a relationship with
her mother ..."
We ex-wife just can not pass one another, and now I have
like a sultan has two wives in the same apartment. If they
quarrel! But they live together, and I do not think they have
something plotting against me.
In our hostel to do things that I would never
believe, if she did not took part in this.
He brings me in and midnight reading some wild poetry
of his own, and then bused home. And I still can not
find out whether he was an unrecognized genius, or simply
impotent.
I came to help her draw a course, when her husband was
Patrol. We hoped for military distseplinu, and in vain. Husband
gone home warm and warming himself over an hour, but I just do
not Okolelov on a balcony in shorts.
My girlfriend decided to try just about anything means. And
white is ok, as long as it is not my heel tooth knocked out.
Wife been reading some books about what sex should be
associated with danger and risk, and the bottle took the keys
from the janitor attic. I like an acrobat or a monkey, so that
from his own apartment for the matter to climb onto the roof
...
I explain to my mother every time that he was not drunk, and
always was.
Their sex life mother-in-law is obliged only to me. If
we had no dog every day, she would never have dared
get married in foreign countries.
While on leave, we went to the disco and met
Two model - Sabina and Angelika. We started dating, and
everything was fine until revealed deception: they both were
from the school building and name - Val and Masha. Girls, why
joke about feelings?
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(R) IRONMAN
COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
Textbook for junior and middle
academic staff.
"The citizen does not need fools.
So here I am. "
Unknown ensign.
450. In fact, it is not miracles will not Barabashka, but simply
appropriate mechanism.
451. Once that is in following the previous line ...
452. Where did he go? It has been interpreted.
453. No, this will not work - as long as there is no tragedy.
454. I look deep and wide look.
455. Form the basis for building foundations.
456. Humiliated in the mud!
457. In his time trouble.
458. He even killed.
459. On the margins of maturing plans.
460. Not shrinking, in order not to take military action.
461. Resulted in a ubozhesky form.
462. Shocked conditions.
463. Andrew, I'll let you all once again repeat.
464. Digging into the future.
465. 3 blow was struck for the release of Nikolaev.
466. As the next lesson will be, because Japan and all.
467. Archives Truman, who at that time was created.
468. Went on such a paradox.
469. The third line on the left.
470. Was, if brief, the locksmith.
471. Let me simplify the task: if the capacitor is charged to
the NEA masking U, the complexity is exactly the same
thing.
472. We have to matmehe was grating in front of the eyes,
moreover -
wall!
473. They suffered a crushing blow and it was they allegedly
unexpected, because earlier they walked the red flag (on
the crust German prisoners of war to Moscow).
474. Cow - it's such a large animal with four legs on
corner ...
475. The dog - an animal covered with fur, to serve.
476. It is time to do an end.
P.S. That ended all military jokes. Agree
that 476 fun - it's still cool. Who knows more - you are
write to the pages of our newspapers.
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Yes! And again with you our most truthful TOP. Otgremeli
passion for ENLIGHT'96. The judges rendered their verdict.
Someone had gone home happy, but someone. But the refereeing
was not right when the first place to put a demo ILLUSION. In
the first place should be deme ... no not VIBRATIONS, but ...
And read our most truthful TOP and you'll learn for yourself.
ENLIGHT '96
TOP 4
(Demos compo)
You will immediately ask: "Why only four demos?". Yes
potochto everything else is just nothing compared to these
giants of the Four-bedded.
1 ............. DAF
2 ... MADE IN KAZAN
3 ....... ICE CREAM
4 ......... MIRACLE
First place with just a huge detachment occupied deme DAF.
It is made simply on the highest level. Super parsers are so
excellent that there are no words. Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Deserved victory. We are waiting for more demos on a
professional level following ENLIGHT'ah.
Second place is a demo MADE IN KAZAN. Short story
about the city of Kazan and pictures of this city is so shocked
our panel of judges that they immediately wanted to buy a dacha
in the suburbs Kazan. What kind of clock in this demo ...
Floating indicator ...
Third place Zana ice cream (so this demo). Here
only ice cream we had not found a pity. And in this - just
third place (we felt sorry for the guy (or who is this?) for
what he there is a Shabby ice cream, do not be drawn
though, would Leningrad).
The last place was taken by deme of two parts. Flying
vigorous bulbs and so the jury assessed fairly low, and scanned
photographs of authors demos we were not surprised that only
did pohogo catastrophe at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant.
But not here is no benefit to anybody!
P.S. For all that is written in the newspaper MAXIMUM is not
responsible.
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Fused words.
Alkogolodranets
Idologiya
Ovatsioner
Sotsroyalizm
Tsapparat
Kanalolizatsiya
Vodoprovodka
Misterika
Pervoprohodimets
Pervoopechatnik
R-action
Ochepyatki!
Balcony-tourist ... (Balkan. ..)
Luis Korvalol ... (... Corvalan)
Andrew minors ... (... Mironov)
Beautiful, copper, elegant! (..., Fashionable, ...)
Stump-stump ... (Pnom-Pen. ..)
Herring with green face ... (... With green onions)
Meat under a horse-radish sauce ... (Everything seems
correct) Concrete pork ... (Bekon. ..)
Dyp Ashes ... (Deep Purple ...)
Ivan M. Zharov ... (Jean Michel Jarre ...)
Goodrum Mudvin ... (Wise Goodwin ...)
Acetic essence ... (Uksusnaya. ..)
Ruby Garnet Cahors ... (Robindronat Tagore ...)
Metro station:
Prosvoyuznaya
The area of wet dreams
Avenue pioneers
Purgenevskaya
Kontsevskaya
Nagadinskaya
Prospect Max
Area schlock
Bohr
Madeleevskaya
Horse Illich
In peasant rose (Peasant outpost)
Tours
Krasnoplesenskaya
Ulitsa 1905 reptile
VDNHZ
Prospect Moore
Marksiskaya
Orphanage
New Serenyushki
Izmyvaylovo
Kutuzkovskaya
Korovskaya (Kirov)
Serb and mulatto (hammer and sickle)
Titles of books.
"Is there life on Marx."
Cabin Uncle Tam. "
"White Bim Black's ear."
"Fatal heart."
"ACC Pushkin."
"The way konksvistadorov." (Collection of poems Gumilev)
Mein Kaif. "
"One hundred days before the leprosy."
"Tyuremok."
"Suspension."
Ad.
"... Ponedelenik ..."
"Sugar, only members of trade union shareholders ..."
"... I live with my sister-girl 75 years ..."
"Shut up sex slit my neighbor on top, and then
when she runs, I drip. "
"Issuance of bags will be provided with 3 to 4."
"Issuance of corpses from three to four."
"Shops are open from 8:00 h to 2000ch"
Sign "Cutting fabric."
Dictionary maloupotre ... emyh and expressed in words.
Underwater horse (cart + horse)
Visor - millitsioner
torture chamber - a neighbor
Pomeranets - a very sick man
Bar - the bar of the USSR
Holography - a bath for aristocrats
D `Bl - Blockhead (dec)
Ethiopian your mother! (Expletive Russian immigrants in
Ethiopia) SysOp your mother! (Expletive SysOp-s)
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