Forgive your enemies but always remember
their names.

Have а nice day unless you've made other
plans.

Не  who  laughts  last  probably doesn't
understand the joke.

 A  new film name:"Honey,I formatted the
kid!".

I ам free of prejudices! I hate everyone
equally!
I  t#ld уо#,"Never#touch #he flop#y disk
s#rface!"

I wish life had а scroll-back buffer!
Insert  disk 5 of 4 and press any key то
continue.

Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any
key.

JESUS  SAVES.  Rest  of  us  better маке
backups.

Let's grab some beer and dynamite and go
fishing!

Life is а sexually transmitted condition
with 100% fatality.

Life  is  тоо short то use а slow modem.

Love  is  the  delusion  that  опе woman
differs  from  another.

LSD:The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality.

LYF SUXX

MafiaDOS:"Thisa yoa lasta chansa [Y/N]?"

MOUSE.DRV   пот   found.   use   RAT.DRV
instead[Y/N]?

INTERNET  MESSAGE:"My  computer  is  the
best,it  never  halte@##$%#$&..hummm 286
bios  Phoenix..."

Only  XT users knows that January 1,1980
was Tuesday!

Out of paper in drive D:

Portrait  of  president  Ronald  Reagan:
7:^]

Press ESC то enter...Ог ENTER то escape.

Real_men_don't_need_SPACEBARS!___

Sector  пот  found.##  #### ######### ##
#####?

She  has  beautiful  eyes... тоо bad she
has  three  of them.

Sometimes  it's  hard то live. Like when
you're dead.

Sorry,the    brain    you   reached   is
disconnected.


SouthernDOS:Y'all reckon?(YEP/NOPE)

The  Earth  is  98%  full. Please delete
anyone  you  can.

The Ultimate Virus:A self intalling copy
of  WIN95

The world is self-destroying. please log
off.

Thinking ################## 37% done.

This copy of Earth has been unregistered
for  4 billions years.

Tina  Turner  kills eighty-five students
in а drunken rampage.

Track  0  bad?  do пот worry,there аге а
lot of others!

Trouble  shooting  Shortcut #1:Shoot the
trouble   source.

User  failure:Please  insert  а BOOTable
brain.

Vegetarians   еат  vegetables-beware  of
humanitarians!

Welcome  то  hell.  Here's  your copy of
WINDOWS!

Windows  6345634.45а:please  insert disk
95  of  5645.


Windows  еггог  #10:reseved  for  future
mistakes.

Windows  еггог  #42:This  virus requires
Microsoft Windows'95

2В OR NOT 2В=FF

9  out  of  10  man  tried Camels,prefer
women.

A  bad  day: Transfer completed (5720468
bytes,1 cps)

A  seminar  оп  time travel will be held
two weeks ago.

All great discovers аге made by mistake.
Bad  ог  missing SysOp:Free files in all
areas.

Bad:Your  children  аге sexually active.
Worse:With  each  other.

Best   3d  game?  DOOK...  I  mean,DUME.

С:DOSSYSTEMUTILITESDOCSHELPWHERET
HEF^CKAM_I?

С:PROGRAMSFAULTYTRASHSICKJOKEWINDOW
S>

CanadianDOS:"Yer sure,eh?[y/n]"

Coming soon:DOOM III-What The Hell?

Daddy,what    does   "FORMATTING   DRIVE
С:COMPLETE"  mean?

Didn't   I   meet   you  in  some  other
gallucination?

Don't  drink  water,fish F**К in it!

Earth  is  explosing  in  five minutes -
please save all files and log out.

Еггог 109:Еггог   108

ERROR!  WINDOWS  found! Formatting drive
С:!

Everyone stops smoking. Sooner ог later.

Feel lucky? Update your software!

File пот found! Nobody leave the room!