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SOLID FUN
(R) IRONMAN
COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
Textbook for junior and middle
academic staff.
"The citizen does not need fools.
So here I am. "
Unknown ensign.
390. Analysis at hand is not issued.
391. One hundred days to leprosy.
392. And I live here with my sister-girl 75 years ...
393. Absent due to illness and other family circumstances.
394. Now I'll give you fun and you feel a stick on his
head.
395. What do you think? That war will begin, and Lt. Col. Dream
weight-lifting will not be there, no!
396. No need to catch the fleas, if you do not understand the
idea!
397. A man runs when he sees the left edge and right bor
Dürr.
398. Again all prolopoushili!
399. - What is trangliteratsiya?
- This question is not on my salary.
400. Lithuanian song "Think, think ..." written specifically for
you.
401. Hence the origin of the 2DR ', you know? Where did you get
now appears a deuce, you could have guessed?
402. To a subtle humor, we need fat knowledge.
403. To protect the laboratory the student Petrova except soap
ny zyrey, nothing is visible.
404. Do not make conclusions on the laboratory scale of the
armed
Forces of the USSR.
405. Murder will out: it still pops out.
406. - Fellow student, why are you with the beard?
- I want to be like the hero of the Soviet Union Kunikova!
- After 40 minutes, if you please be like Major Novikova!
407. Stop the show! You are not stuffed!
408. Whiskers grow a little, we must still work to do.
409. I see the results of the laboratory at a distance of a gun
you boom.
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(C) CDS SOFT
Do not forget to approve the advertising.
Sale ZX-SPECTRUM 48k + controller + TR-DOS 5.03 + embedded
Power Supply (+5 V and +12 V). Price is negotiable.
Tel. 946-2398 Eugene, call between 21.00 and 23.00.
Sale 13th drive in working condition. Cheap!
Tel. 554-1582 Alex, calling from 14.00 to 22.00 daily.
Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312.
Tel. 344-7762 Michael calls from 20.O0 to 22.00, daily.
Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo
2 +.
Tel. 344-7762 Michael, calling from 20.00 to 22.00 daily.
For sale-6312 printer (radium), drive-13 and
Head of TEAC'a. All working. Tel.499-3117 Ilya.
Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +
4 cartridges with a bunch of games: DIZZY: Fantastic
adventure,
BIGNOISE FREAKS OUT, PRINCE OF PERSIA and many others.
Price 200 TR Bargain.
Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri calls from 19.00 to 23.00 daily.
Buy AY-MOUSE to the wiring.
Tel. 395-8162 Alexander, calling from 12.00 to 22.00 daily
I sell and collect custom phones AONom! RUSS-22C + "
At preobretenny my phone given 2 YEAR WARRANTY!
The cost of the phone AONom - 225 TR The term of the assembly
3-7 days
And also carry out:
- Repair any type AONov
- Replacement of the software versions on the latest
- Memory expansion up to 256 rooms
- Installation of voice boards for 1 min. and 4 min.
- Installation SPEAKERPHONa
QUALITY GUARANTEED!
Phone: 496-61-59 Igor from 12.00 to 23.00.
Change COMMADORE-64 + drive on any 128k + spektrum drive.
Tel. 554-1582, from 14.00 to 22.00 daily.
Sale SCORPION-256K + monitor 32 WTC 202 + MS5350 + drive wheels.
Price 900 TR (Bargain).
Tel. 256-3370 Andrew from 19.00 to 22.00, from Monday to
Friday
Marketplace ROM 27128, with Firmware "Sinclair 1982". At a
reasonable price
Tel. 315-3315 (Mike), calling from 16.00 to 20.00, with
Mon-Sat
Industrial and commercial center
"Computers for the public"
invites you to visit the Polytechnic Museum!
Dear owners of ZX-Spectrum! If you need the most but
curves are not very new and just needed programs, and
only on Saturdays and Sundays, and midweek -
come to us. Here you will find a variety of thematic
Kie, games and music collection at a price of 6000 rubles, and
system - to 8,500 rubles. The latest entry programs
from around the world average of 8500 to 10000 rubles. Also
Here you will find the most diverse literature on the ZX
Spectrum. And, of course, themselves computers, modems, etc.
Possible replacement of the Kvant-BC (48K) at the Grand GRM 2
+ (128K)
with an additional charge. Come to us! Our address: Moscow,
New Plo schad, the building of the Polytechnic Museum. Floppy
disks, literature,
modems are sold at a kiosk in the lobby of the museum (next
to the cascade soi); time from 11 to 16 hours, a break from
14.00 to 14.45
Computers and the rest is sold on 3-4 floors in the Division
le Computer Science; there are classroom
and a free game room.
We are open daily, except Mondays and the last
Thursday of each month, from 11 to 16 hours.
Our phone: 928-2138, from 11 to 16 hours.
P A S P O R A R A! ! !
Sold the radio station "Megajet 2701.
40 channels. Europe + Russia. 4 watts. AM + FM.
Price: $ 65, or 350 rubles. Apply only to business
proposals. The exchange offer is not considered!
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey
Assisted in the acquisition of any radio stations.
On any Range: 1 MHz to 144 MHz, a well as the matching
ing devices, power supplies and cables of 50 ohms. Carry
installation of antennas, boards of individual dial tone,
Beeper tone 1 and 8, zauzhaem bandwidth, we introduce
Russian grid. Install the radio in the car. Re
MONT.
Call from 20.00 to 00.00, tel: 287-0171 Valentin (Dora
ment of) or from 18.00 to 21.30, tel: 903-0347 Sergey (for
outliers)
Permission to install antennas desirable!
Resolution and the category at 144 MHz is required!
Sold phone AONom. Version of the "Russ - 20c".
Housing red bun. Price: 190 rubles.
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel.: 903-0347 Sergey
For sale computer "Pentagon 128". Included:
Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202 "with a protective shield.
CDOS - modem. AY - mouse + pad + diskette with the programs.
Drive "Electronics 5313". 100 floppy disks with the
programs. A whole bunch of literature. Joystick: Sinclair 1-2.
Kempston No! Active speakers separately. Price: $ 35 (without
the company is not sold) Price: $ 200 (bargaining is
not appropriate!)
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey
SELL!
PROFI + (512K)
Drive + 5.25 '(in housing)
+ PD pulse
+ Video-scanner (connected + software)
+ Modem (C-DOS)
+ Mouse (AY-MOUSE)
+ Akt.kolonki (stereo) mini speaker
+ Joystick (3 ports: kempston + sinclair1 + sinclair2)
+ 120 floppy disks with the best and most essential software
+ Much of the literature on SPECCY
All together: $ 140 or 750t.r.
CALL-TO AGREE!
(095) 524-01-43 (Dmitry) (17.00)
AND ALSO SELL:
body + Keyboard PROFI +
Call us - agree!
Buy foreign (!), The new 'CGA' monitor!
I beg to respond to everyone who anything can help!
Please call 186-4850 (Andrew) or
address: ZXNet: 360.1
Requires a musician to voice-ASM PRESS-!
Also accepted people who do not mind to become
co-authors of this electronic edition.
Please call 186-4850 (Andrew) or
address: ZXNet: 360.1
Sell drives from 40 MB and above (IDE),
as well as CD-ROMs 1-speed and faster.
Call from 17.00 to 23.00 daily Tel.: 248-7061 Yefim.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sold PENTIUM-100. 8 MB RAM, video S3 TRIO 1 MB
CD-ROM 6-speed (read all!). Sound SOUND BLASTER
PRO. Active speakers. Monitor - SONY TRINITRON 15 ". Machine
bought 4 months ago at "The Party". Warranty is still going -
2 years. Price - $ 1700. Possible bargain.
Call from 15.00 to 23.00 daily Tel.: 329-4385 Paul
SELL SPECTRUM GRM 2 + with the drive TEAC. ALL NEW!
In addition there are: stereo speakers, a light pen, AY-mouse
mat, a box with a floppy disk (a lot of floppy disks) and the
literature for all this.
There is a monitor Elektronoka 1932 WTC 201 - together with
the computer or separately!
Tel. 499-1354 (after 20.00), Dmitry
GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES the advertising, COH YES
you are in it no longer requires.
ADVERTISEMENTS public for five issues!
EPILOGUE
(C) RINDEX
Wow. It seems like everyone else. Wait for us next Monday.
Everything. Bye. See ya.
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