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SOLID FUN
(R) IRONMAN
COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
Textbook for junior and middle
academic staff.
"The citizen does not need fools.
So here I am. "
Unknown ensign.
310. In the next lesson we will take dressing and undressing
of a gas mask.
311. The only clothes the soldier must be boots and belt.
312. Fellow student! You are like unto the African bird country
su, which from the height of his flight did not see
whether the general Research Institute of the party.
313. Groundhog image leads a life fellow students!
314. Stop there, listen here!
315. Bush - a bunch of plants growing from a single point.
316. Remove snow quickly, and then it melts.
317. Business is business to do.
318. Billion - a huge sum as a hundred million.
319. Your responsibilities at the operational duty are in the
four tkom and quick maneuvering between the bucket with
water, electric cally kettle and an officer.
320. What do you think - you're all fools, and I'm one clever?
321. When done in my life so much useless, as I, then
Then, and will criticize me!
322. Political work in the army - a unity of struggle and
opposed Stay.
323. You sit with a fishing rod on the river, and here the
passer with his
charter. Naturally, the common effort, you can deploy
his heels back and otsandalit.
324. Not mazh fences grease and waste fuel. Do not disgrace the
part!
325. Teach commanders and senior withstand a sequence of results
Monta:
1.Akkuratno cover.
2.Zashpaklyuy.
3.Vyderni extra nails.
326. Do not make fountains, peacocks do not divorce, do the
combat readiness
part.
327. That and look - divorced peacocks! Those will start to
flutter,
peck horrible, the technique of shit.
328. Together with physicians to identify all morons who can
not be confi ryat arms, steering wheel, levers.
329. No home with a gun does not walk, my wife does not check
with with Sedco not drink tea.
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Price 900 TR (Bargain).
Tel. 256-3370 Andrew from 19:00 to 22:00, Monday to Friday
SELL!
--- PENTAGON - 128K (see below)
--- B / C MONITIR B / P Rodney (see below)
--- Two drives "TEAC" 1.2M
--- CDOS-MODEM
--- AY-MOUSE
--- AY-8910
--- Kempston Joystick (see below)
--- Two speakers (stereo)
--- PRINTER ML-6312 (see below)
--- LOT DRIVES
--- LITERATURE
--- TWO SPECTRUMA - 48K (see below)
--- Two supervisors DRIVE (see below)
--- "Mother" 286 (see below)
+ * +
* FOR PENTAGON - 128K *
For him to set:
1. Additional memory 565RU5 - 16sht.
2. Replacement stickers on the keys (iron, pile)
3. For the case insert the keyboard - 2 pcs.
4. Spare KR1818VG93 - 1pc.
5. Different schemes
* MONITOR NOT WORKING *
For him to set:
1. Reserve Corps
2. Pipe dead
3. Board dead
Kempston * NAVIGATION *
Made of the joystick from DENDY (though it is a bit
incomplete)
* PRINTER MS 6312 *
In working condition, but without the loop
(From the board to 'head')
For him to set:
1. Controller board dead
2. Stack of papers
Also available:
SPECTRUM'y 48K in an unknown state
Disk controllers in an unknown state
"Mother" 286 for free if needed
+ * +
Price: negotiable
Call: 387-07-63 Dmitri, in the evening
Sale color monitor electronics 32 WTC 202, for 300 TR
Tel. 903-0347, Alexander.
C R O W N O buy a printer MS6313 (6312).
Tel. 554-1582 (Alex), call from 14:00 to 22:00 daily.
Marketplace ROM 27128, with Firmware "Sinclair 1982". At a
reasonable price
Tel. 315-3315 (Mike) to call from 16:00 to 20:00, with
Mon-Sat
Industrial and commercial center
"Computers for the public"
invites you to visit the Polytechnic Museum!
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system - to 8,500 rubles. The latest entry programs
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Here you will find the most diverse literature on the ZX
Spectrum. And, of course, themselves computers, modems, etc.
Possible replacement of the Kvant-BC (48K) at the Grand GRM 2
+ (128K)
with an additional charge. Come to us! Our address: Moscow,
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modems are sold at a kiosk in the lobby of the museum (next
to the cascade soi); time from 11 to 16 hours, a break from
14.00 to 14.45
Computers and the rest is sold on 3-4 floors in the Division
le Computer Science; there are classroom
and a free game room.
We are open daily, except Mondays and the last
Thursday of each month, from 11 to 16 hours.
Our phone: 928-2138, from 11 to 16 hours.
P A S P O R A R A! ! !
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Call from 18:00 to 21:30 daily, tel: 903-0347 Sergey
Assisted in the acquisition of any radio stations.
On any Range: 1 MHz to 144 MHz, a well as the matching
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outliers)
Permission to install antennas desirable!
Resolution and the category at 144 MHz is required!
Sold phone AONom. Version of the "Russ - 20c".
Housing red bun. Price: 190 rubles.
Call from 18:00 to 21:30 daily on the phone.: 903-0347 Sergey
For sale computer "Pentagon 128". Included:
Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202 "with a protective shield.
CDOS - modem. AY - mouse + pad + diskette with the programs.
Drive "Electronics 5313". 100 floppy disks with the
programs. A whole bunch of literature. Joystick: Sinclair 1-2.
Kempston No! Active speakers separately. Price: $ 35 (without
the company is not sold) Price: $ 200 (bargaining is
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Call from 18:00 to 21:30 daily, tel: 903-0347 Sergey
For sale Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202.
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Price: 400 rubles (To be discussed!)
Call from 18:00 to 21:30 daily, tel: 903-0347 Sergey
GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES the advertising, COH YES
you are in it no longer requires.
EPILOGUE
(C) RINDEX
Well, that's podeshel the end of this release. The next
issue I hope will be a little more interesting. Well, good luck
to you. See ya.
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