Maximum #41 22 мая 1997

Reprinted with cont. - How to break the half-line (end of part 3).

           Reprinted with CONTINUATION


 (R) KOLOVRAT


             SO SCRAP axis.


                PART III


                We note with squeal banging on the keys,
                Bringing the autumn dawn!
                (From the memoirs of a typist Kat)


   Chief of Security EF One, named HELP, was
fine dirty dog. He collected viruses written Stirlitz, and sent 
them as freeware on the BBS for the Air Force, VMS, Navy and 
DOSAAF. Once, as a result of this was destroyed by the 
semi-annual work team of developers. Head of Software

provide background T. de Zayner instructed to investigate the 
matter himself EF Odin. Two months before all prismykalis HELP, 
and Stirlitz to deflect suspicion from himself, even came up 
with a version that did Chinese spy NEC DEC. In the end, hurt

SK Rolling, Head of intimate relations with the public who 
inadvertently won HELP Tetris. 


   Now EF Send one message to BBS "Stirlitz uses
programs operator GOTO ". He had not press Enter, the door
opened, and entered the room itself ISAev.

 - One - said Stirlitz - Give PageMaker.

 - And why you? - Asked HELP.

 - Changes to do - without batting an eye parried Stirlitz.


   "This is his words do not climb" - thought HELP - "Here
chuvstvuetcya hand Microsoft ".


   While EF One rummaging through boxes of pirated 
distributions, Stirlitz his lunar walk quietly walked over to 
the safe and using a handheld cracker broke the 128-bit 
security code. This was not difficult, because cracker 
Shtirlitsa broke and V2-bit and P bit, and even e-bit code. 
Taking the folder with the documents Stirlitz slammed the door 
and said: 

 - By the way, one of you ever tried to stick the plug in
socket with a jam?


   ISAev knew that he always remembers the last sentence, so
HELP, recalling a visit Shtirlitsa will think that he went
show off their wacky pun.


   Two days later Stirlitz received a message: "UNIX-APEX'u. 
Date error. Kanto Reed Drive tse. "


 - Excel-moksel! - Said Stirlitz.


   He alone knew that he would raise the salary. ISAev went and 
bought for a fee Ethernet box favorite, "Porter Centronics", 
slowly drinking, playing along to your favorite Minesweeper 


   After a while he lay in a haystack at the junction of two 
drains looking through a stack of his memory, tapping a stack 
with a bang on boots, waving a banner and streaming happy tears.



   But the windows came the rain and the installation process 
... and FORMAT C: 


                         Written by Vaucher.
                   Reliased by -> TRACK 0 company <- (Max 
Vlasov 'Sergey Kronshtadtov with their own :-) 


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