Miscellaneous - as a "teapot" - And they know our dear masters program, from which came to us this word?
B C H K A I B I C H I N A
- SERG -
Pochityvaya FIDO, time and again come across the phrase:
"You talk as" tea ", it would be time and learn something!"
And you want to ask: But do they know our dear masters program,
from which came to us this word? And what relation to tea has
an inexperienced user? A very simple matter. Imagine themselves
- Switzerland (assume), the Alps. Amateur skiers ride the
mountain felled in droves, wanting to spend the weekend with
fresh breath and net vozduhom.Vpechatleniya unforgettable, and
that they perpetuate, They, of course, pictures. With the
silly-satisfied air they stand against the backdrop of
snow-capped peaks: one hand in uperevshis side, the other
outstretched to the side, and laid it on the standing vertical
poles. That's a standard they pose great resembled an ordinary
teapot "pen-tip."
From this and started - all amateurs and simply minded
people began to call ... How? Absolutely.
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- RAIN -
-------- Do you know your hardware? -------
unit. What it turns out - one doctors know how people work?
This is outrageous and should be promptly corrected!
So, Atlas Iron "average Homo sapiens:
1) BRAIN: throbbing bluish-pinkish-purple mass, automatically -
with the birth. Discovered by the ancient Greeks, who
immediately began to use the brain to the thinking process.
Located above the neck under the hair. From the age of five
this fragile body is almost useless in a male body. The main
function of the brain - to restrain the momentary gusts slapped
his counterpart pendaley (see LEGS, POPA), weighed pretzels
(see hand) and squeal on the bonce (see skull). For the
prevention of brain health an hour before an important decision
urging the faithful friend poorat you.
2) Ears: located on both sides of the head - funnel
Registrants zvuka.Esli you have ears, you can easily see
that people are yelling at you (see brain), as well as
understand why - if you have a brain. Ears should be cleaned
regularly with a suitable subject: fork or drill from the
drill.
3) HEART: Swedish scientists first came to the conclusion that
the pumping power stations - the main organ of the human body.
Some idiots heart of stone, some patients - iron, man.
Everything else can find out from the gamblers, they are based
on work, too often faced with the heart.
4) Easy: surgeons argue that the nature of this fabric is
deceptive and deceitful. If you remove the lungs from the body,
you can easily pull them on two tennis korta.Pravda, then light
must be thrown away. And you have to breathe through the eyes
(see Eye)!
5) Stomach: the cheapest in the world of portable microwave
oven and beer cellar. The Incas believed that God rests in the
stomach, and kept fat people hanging on the branches of the
surrounding trees until long as they did not agree on this
issue with the Indians. Stomach devoted to poems and songs. "I
came from Pizza Hut - I have a gut pop "- the poet Shakespeare.
6) Liver: its location is easy to learn after a month of binge
or eating fatty pirozhennyh.V male body is the second most
important organ.
7) Skull: The skull should be a healthy firm to the touch and
not have holes from the front. The skull can easily knock out a
quick annex, iron relsa.Esli inside the skull is empty - it
most healthy and fit for life skull. All of a Human
body is crowned by a skull, which, in turn, ends
on the neck and the front is deformed by the formation of the
face. Y balding men often exposed much of the skull.
Look at the skull of Jay Harvey from EAST 17, terrible, and
have never shave his head.
8) Nose: often the most prominent part of the body. Produces a
"product" - snot. It should blow dryer as prevention.
9) SIP: the organ is widely used in training
kung-fu and other martial arts. Around the throat can be a
chain of yellow and white metal.
10) EYES: If Leo Tolstoy - "Mirror of the Russian Revolution,
the eyes - it is a "mirror of the soul." In fact - nothing like
this (on At least, about the eyes). Light our eyes are composed
of iron and blood vessels.
11) ROTH: Proving Ground. Serves to lay in it
suspicious-looking food. Its component parts (teeth) should be
cleaned at least once a week with dental, clothing or (If the
dimensions allow the mouth) swab.
12) Chest: if your chest is a bit like
insect's thorax (no matter the May beetle or centipedes) -
seriously, you have trouble. Drink a couple of aspirin tablets
at night.
13) TATTOOS: competently use the skin of his body for drawing
the names of all internal organs, and how to prevent them
tagzhe treatment (to simplify the work of physicians). Find a
place to chop (knee?) of this atlas is fully to troechniki
medvuzov not puzzled what to do with you if you suddenly became
green and lifeless.
14) HAND: If they are long - it's not aesthetically pleasing,
but comfortable at home. In Phoenicia were highly valued
long-armed women: they are free could pluck figs from the
highest part of these men derevev.U the body also serve to
maintain a primary sexual trait during mastered the small needs.
15) Wrist: A very important body - it wear watches and
bracelets. Easily damaged in the fighting and sports exercises.
16) KIDNEY: moonshine. Drives the piss out of beer, tea and
even milk.
17) POPA (ass): it sit and earn her trouble.
18) FEET: a primitive system, suitable for moving the rest of
the body from place to place and play football.
19) AHILESOVA HEEL: shoe shop in Greece.
If you find a certain inconsistency of its hardware with the
hardware, described above, then do not panic - try to look more
once or elsewhere. If subsequent attempts failed,
you should see a doctor!
/ According to the newspaper, "I-young /
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