Acid Paper #01

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I did not drink beer for many years - Our unfinished ode to beer!

Many electronic publications authors do not shy
talk about how, where and with whom they have booze. And
seems to many to drink can not absolutely. Us
Such tales are not surprising, because in our town drunk in the
Between drinking. And we have more respect for beer
especially native "Zhigulevskoe. And that is dedicated to beer
Our unfinished ode.


              Beer bag you, dear All!

- In the beer a lot of female hormones. When I drink 5 bottles

  beer, I also can not drive a car and begin to act

  not logical.

- The working class, and cigarettes, "the White Sea Canal" and 
"Zhigulevskoe" beer. 

  When go into oblivion at least one of these three inseparable

  elements, and the other two immediately become extinct.

- Unhappy alcoholic with shaking hands at subway street

  1905 "for half a bottle of beer called a gentleman. By the 
same 

  I will say, for a bottle of cognac - Eminence?

- Zil factory developed a new model of refrigerator, which 
itself 

  running to the store for beer.

- I understand that interfere with beer and vodka. Well, I can 
understand and vodka 

  with wine. In the end, can be understood and justified, and 
beer 

  with wine. But to interfere with beer, vodka and wine - is 
beyond me 

  understanding!

Kakava, it is not údolie thirst, but the beer - that yes!
Beer - the best means of taedium vitae
Love comes and comes, and the beer always want!
I did not drink beer for many years, but now I will go to the 
buffet! Y to the enemies of beer was only second-hand ...

Beer in the morning is not only harmful but also helpful!
In the world there are two disgusting things: warm beer

   and something else ...
Destroys a person is not beer, is ruining his head.
If the sea is a beer, then all the dolphins eat ...
Drink beer with the buns will be e-uh ... nose;)

   with freckles!
He who drinks beer in the morning - you never get tired!
Drink a beer - it is delicious and the color is beautiful!
Me kinda crazy! Me donna drink beer!
World - Beer!!!
Drink beer, gentlemen, will face ... wherever it!
Brains were scattered like foam on the beer ...
But lychshee in beer - that xmel from him icchezaet beccledno ..
Foam best beer is its essence.
Happiness has not, and the beer was over ;-(
If the sea was beer, I would have been a great gulf
Planet bibisyaka: beer Net, FidoNet, populated juzverej
PIBAHET - pervaya cet in exUSSR!!!
Drink beer foamy mug will be on ......., about like mine! - []
There's beer teket River And if you were not there - do not 
sing! When I think that beer is made of atoms, I do not want


   drink it!
At day 24 hours. The box 24 cans of beer. Do you think this

  just ... sovpadenitse?
Triple Happiness: The sea, women and beer ...

  Happiness "3 in 1": A woman who drank a sea of ​​beer ...
- What's better, mother-in-law or a beer?
 - Well both on the table cold.
No beer and life - no life. Bulka ....
One world - one BEER!
TwO BeeR Or NoT Tw0 BeeR? ... Ick .. IR .. Yes, Tw0 BeeR!
Let's grab some beer and dynamite and go fishing.
Beer people! Beer to people!