killjoy week - a sore point.
As I pulled all television advertising!
Borsch with Gallina Blanca "- love at first spoonful!
Chicken with "Gallina Blanca" - love at first fork!
Then the rice with a "GB" - love at first stick!
Or this: I have, excuse the pun,
first day of the month _protekaet_
very difficult ...
What
you must be a fool to so openly
communicate their concerns over the country!
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· And that chick without a tower ,···········
• that had finished their garlic soup, ·
· So do repent, its the same everywhere ·
· Not, except by the advertisements, ······
· Not know .··············
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Honey, I'll give you the Athenian night in my cozy
room ... Here are just a doem _gorohovyy_ soup!
But how good it was before:
- What is it we have Count Suvorov does not eat anything!
- Duc fact, it Elah-burns, to the first __ / __ ____ __
Stars can not ... oO / ___ _ _
- Well, there zvezdanite Count! /_--_ ___ _
(And so the three pages of options) /
But now: once my hair
were dry and lifeless.
After using this shampoo
they are raw and stir!
Pam-Pam-monument ... XEROX!
We taught the world to copy!
Heraks!
Heraks!
Heraks!
- Bro, if Anya, Olya and Nadya
then I do not, and if it is Lena, or Marina
I'll ...
- It's not you!
Depart to another world beautiful videos:
- Every day, instead of beer pohmelyaytes Klirasilom!
- Pasha wears a helmet, and Sasha - in "Venus," as
walking with Dasha!
And no lycra does not help, because
From Paris to Nakhodka - everywhere torn pantyhose!
Saves only pofigisticheskoe or humorous attitude
to advertising:
Have you bought a Pentium ProZet - the one with the blue
crystal?
Surely everyone can tell you two or three jokes about
places to kiss, strip, etc.
- Hey, girl, why worry about some sort of
spots? Need to worry, if patches do not! Between
anxiety and panic difference 28 days!
And every woman interested in the question: what to buy for
laundry and washing dishes - whether Tide, or HMO. What's the
difference, the main thing is not lopuhnutsya not buy
_obychnyy_ powder.
Where would all this take - the usual powder, plain pasta, on
the worst, conventional gaskets, which my ears and eyes
and not see / or hear the ads!
DeAtH MoRoZ.
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