Bonus #15 25 декабря 1999

News from the fields SinklerKluba - Journal of RST does not come out because of idle scorpion chief editor of the magazine.

   √ B H O M E R E:



    News from the fields SinklerKluba;


          Jokes, jokes, aphorisms ...


                Internet. "Virtual composer";


                      What to play? (Review of games of the 
week); 


                            Happy New Year!



             At the end of December SinklerKlube problem and 
Novosibirsk              Thew became the number one failure in 
servak ​​"Archimedes". Must 

             say that it crashes quite often and insolent (in Ca
             my point of interest), so talk about good and
reliable communication in our city through the "SUN" is a 
complete idiocy. Because of the telephone wires that the 
provider You can knit socks, or give out for the noodles, then 
we (SC), waiting for the new providers of satellite 
communications and deschevym hourly access. 

How would the man was not good, he always wants to change the 
partner, and Internet-service provider. 

                                [Ruslanych. Of the unconscious]

Despite the fact that before the new year left a week. In the 
club before remains unresolved: where and, most importantly 
with whom and how we conduct these things celebration. There 
are suggestions that universal milleniumskoe popoische will be 
held at our regular New Year and Hata provider companion 
Smavik'a. However, this idea is under great question: Does he 
Smavik about it ...? As everything else, and new year with a 
triple pret diligence and in the next issue of bonus we 
describe in detail about the celebrations. 

What an amazing country. New year starts dating somewhere
in the Far East, and end up somewhere under the table.

                                [Ruslanych. From opohmelnogo]

Now tell about each klubovtse separately:
Ruslanych: All week, like a madman trying to get on the Internet
(Twice the act he has turned out). Punched in the New Year 
holidays 286 th PC for making attendants. Sent (in a good sense 
le of the word) letter Mare and the boys from the ULG. Wrote 
festive demo, but to finish the whole did not seem to prosper.

Rusty: Vykalachival money from the pension fund. Tres those yet
They did not give all your Philco. After that exchange "wood" on
"Green" and decided to bang them in a bank account shveitsarii. 
So well as Ruslanych raced over the Internet in search of the 
Matrix. Studied Office'97. After that, the mother of a 
connoisseur WordArt'a. MC: He participated in almost all the 
above actions now sat down to study Office'97 and prepare for a 
night "HL" battles. Recently "threw" steward in the "Arhemeda, 
who found please return to the editor "bonus."

Virus: It seems decided to change the nik-name to "John":). And 
yet he is the most business person in the group (after Mary) 
because student's record-book learning and hands, and not as 
some ... The other day, along with the MC collected and 
podGlyuchili "Covox" to the Scorpion. According to be working 
fine. Max: There is no information in the past week. Max all 
the time disappears in submarine or "Petroleum".

Smavik: shakes with money or MK-ROM shku. But for him there is 
one not nice news: Mara will bring only one ROM. Guess with 
three times someone will get it.

Marat: Learn to IzhSTU while climbing over the Internet. Y
Contact him there cool and all he was very jealous. Others
conduct of Mary can be obtained by writing him a letter at:
maratec@kiss.ru

There is no sadder story in the world than a story about a 
computer outside the network. 

                                [From radiopodslushannogo]

I want to say a few words and about the "RST". Project that
here for six months can not be realized. The reason for the 
delays lies when not in use Scorpion chief editor of the 
magazine. Without which Issue is not possible. Therefore, the 
output of the fourth term rates again postponed until February 
2000. By this time the planned complete repair of the burnt 
companies which will be typeset buduschuy issue. Which promises 
to be much steeper than the last three.


Well-armed fist citizens attacked the peacefully sitting in the
tanks, soldiers. There are people injured. The soldiers 
received serious moral injury. The protesters got off easy 
death. 

                                [From the newspaper reports]

Computer-gaming club "Crazy" has once again broken off fans to 
shoot in the grid. Last Saturday, they have been tricked once 
again Hope Gemer play "HL" for fifty dollars. And if in the past

once the guys from "Crazy" explained the reason for breakup by 
broken glass, but this time just spread his arms, saying, as a 
bazaar, guys ... 

Gamer without a "Crazy", a fish without a bicycle

                                [From the ancient gaming axioms]

And psledok. In view of the fact that the upcoming festivities 
can significantly delayed, the next issue of "bonus" will only

after full protrezvleniya its conductor. ie me Ruslanycha
However, this does not mean that I am at this time will not 
keep up a correspondence with anyone who wants it. My email 
address in late this issue. Once again, Happy!