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Humor - Possible issues with upotreblrnii Beer and spsoby address them.

                                Humor


Today, humor is entirely devoted to beer.


  Possible problems when upotreblrnii
Beer and spsoby their elimination

Symptom:

  Taste of beer is not felt, lost feeling
naslazhdeniya.Kruzhka transparent to light.
Reason:
 Mug is empty.
Solution:

  Find someone who will buy another
mug of beer.

Symptom:

  Taste of beer is not felt, lost feeling
naslazhdeniya.Rubashka wet from the collar.
Prichna:

  Do not open your mouth, or mug is brought not
there.
Solution:

  Neobhadiy regularnye treninorvki before
mirror.

Symptom:
 Feet cold and wet.
Prichna:
 incorrect position of the mug.
Solution:
Put a mug

  so that the foam was
directed toward the ceiling.

Symptom:
 Feet warm and wet.
Reason:
 Lack of control over the bladder.
Solution:

  Stand near the dog with osheynikm.Cherez
while demand from the owner
Dog beer in compensation.

Symptom:
 Paul spreads.
Reason:

  You are looking at the floor through the bottom of an empty
mugs.
Solution:
Find someone who will buy another
mug.

Symptom:
 Paul rocks.
Reason:
 Unstable seat without a back.
Solution:

  Insert a broom derevkom down jacket
to create more Oprah.

Symptom:
 Paul went.
Reason:
 You are.
Solution:

  If you do not have another
pub, shouting about pomoschi.Trebuyte beer
compensation.

Symptom:
 Lyuminstsentnye lamp on the wall.
Reason:
 You fell on his back.
Solution:

  Ask someone to put you in
rack.

Symptom:
 Around quickly darkens
Reason:
 Pub closes.
Solution:
 Find out from others, which is still open.

Symptom:

  You wake up in cold, wet
solid bed.
Reason:
 You fell into a ditch.
Solution:

  Ask for time at the pub prohozhih.Esli
open, go tutda.Na sleep on.


Jokes.

Rolland like beer, but in his pocket
only polfranka on kuzhku also be frnk.V
cafe he notices Pascal before Ktorov on
table is a fresh mug piva.Rollan
comes and says:
-Listen, Pascal, bet on
polfranka that I drink this beer
so that you do not notice it.
-I would like to see!
-Zanachit agree?
-I agree!
Rolland approach would take a cup and drinks
one gulp.
"But it's also non-private, I saw it all!
Yes, Pascal, you're right, I proigral.I
regal throws him a coin on the table.


              **********


  From the pub late at night
vavalivayutsya mupzhiki.
-What is that strange smell?-Prashivaet
one.
-This is fresh air, "remarked a passer.


              ***********


  In a London park often vidili
old man, detached and sitting on a bench
with a fishing rod in hand, cast into the rose bushes
near the pub. "Apparently
Mentally ill - he decided one of the passers-by -
I'm so sorry, but because such a nice old man. "

  And smiled and asked:
-What are you doing old man?
Lovely fish, "he says sadly.
-Fish, huh? Come'd better with me
and have a drink on kruzhichke ale.
The old man hoisted a fishing rod on his shoulder and went with
Dobryakov in bbl, he soon saw his
reflection in the mirror with a mug of beer and
cigarette in his mouth. Nearby sat pity
radovolsya passer and his kindness delu.-So you catch a fish, 
starina.I how you caught this morning?

-You is the seventh ...